Bike Jokes: Bike Jokes for Kids

by | Apr 11, 2017 | Latest News | 0 comments

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Funny Jokes for Each Month & Jokes for Kids A – Z

  1. Do you know what is the hardest part of learning to ride a bike?… The pavement.
  2. What did the flower say to the bike?… petal.
  3. Why can’t a bicycle stand up on its own?… Because it’s two tired!
  4. What does a bicycle call its dad?… Pop-cycle! (Top 50 Father’s Day Jokes & Top Father’s Day Quotes)
  5. Why are bank tellers not allowed to ride bicycles?… They tend to lose their balance. (101 Pi Day Jokes)
  6. What is a ghost-proof bicycle?… One with no spooks in it. (Top Halloween Jokes)
  7. What do you call an artist who sculpts with bicycle parts?… Cycleangelo
  8. What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?… Bicycle petals!
  9. What did the little boy take his bicycle to bed with him?… Because he didn’t want to walk in his sleep.
  10. Why can’t you take a nap during the Tour de France?… Because if you snooze, you loose!
  11. What do you call a bicycle with a bed on top?… bedridden
  12. Why do bicycles fall asleep?… Because they’re tired.
  13. When is a bicycle not a bicycle?… When it turns into a driveway.
  14. How do you know you’ve married a cycling addict?… You laundry has more bike jerseys than clothes.
  15. Why can’t an elephant ride a bicycle?… Because he doesn’t have a thumb to ring the bell.
  16. Why couldn’t Cinderella win the bicycle race?… She has a pumpkin for a coach!
  17. “Learn to ride a bicycle. You will not regret it if you live.” Mark Twain
  18. A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two-tired.

 

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