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- What did one candle say to the other?… “Don’t birthdays burn you up?”
- What goes up and never comes down?… Your age!
- Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?… Because it was marble cake!
- What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?… Angel food cake, of course!
- How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?… He has a whale of a party! (Animal Jokes for Kids)
- What party game do rabbits like to play.. Musical Hares! (Animal Jokes for Kids)
- Why are birthday’s good for you?… Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!
- What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?… Mice cream and cake! (Animal Jokes for Kids)
- Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?… In a cat-alogue! (Animal Jokes for Kids)
- What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?… “What’s eating you?”
- When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?… When it’s been sliced. (101 Sports Jokes)
- Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?… It was icing on the cake.
- What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?… You can have your cake and eat it too.
- Did you hear about the dancer’s birthday?… It was a tappy one!
- Did you hear about the flag’s birthday?… It was a flappy one! (Flag Day Jokes)
- Did you hear about the tree’s birthday?… It was a sappy one! (Tree Jokes)
- Why did everyone hide from Sue on her birthday?… Because they wanted her to be Sue-prised!
- Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?… Because people kept toasting him!
- What does a clam do on his birthday?… He shellabrates! (Animal Jokes for Kids)
- What was the average age of a cave man?… Stone Age!
- Why did the little girl get soap for her birthday?… It was a surprise party!
- Why couldn’t prehistoric man send birthday cards?… The stamps kept falling off the rocks!
- What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow?… A birthday pheasant!
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- What do George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common?… They were all born on holidays.
- What’s the easiest way to remember your wife’s birthday?… Forget it once!
- What’s the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?… Get married on his birthday.
- What is a meaning of a true friend?… One who remembers your birthday but not your age!
- What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?… Thanks. I’ll never part with it!
- How can you tell that you’re getting old?… You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!