Birthday Jokes: Birthday Jokes for Kids

1. What did one candle say to the other?… “Don’t birthdays burn you up?”
2. What goes up and never comes down?… Your age!
3. Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?… Because it was marble cake!
4. What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?… Angel food cake, of course!
5. How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?… He has a whale of a party! (Animal Jokes for Kids)
6. What party game do rabbits like to play.. Musical Hares! (Animal Jokes for Kids)
7. Why are birthday’s good for you?… Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!
8. What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?… Mice cream and cake! (Animal Jokes for Kids)
9. Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?… In a cat-alogue! (Animal Jokes for Kids)
10. What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?… “What’s eating you?”
11. When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?… When it’s been sliced. (101 Sports Jokes)
12. Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?… It was icing on the cake.
13. What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?… You can have your cake and eat it too.
14. Did you hear about the dancer’s birthday?… It was a tappy one!
15. Did you hear about the flag’s birthday?… It was a flappy one! (Flag Day Jokes)
16. Did you hear about the tree’s birthday?… It was a sappy one! (Tree Jokes)
17. Why did everyone hide from Sue on her birthday?… Because they wanted her to be Sue-prised!

1. Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?… Because people kept toasting him!
2. What does a clam do on his birthday?… He shellabrates! (Animal Jokes for Kids)
3. What was the average age of a cave man?… Stone Age!
4. Why did the little girl get soap for her birthday?… It was a surprise party!
5. Why couldn’t prehistoric man send birthday cards?… The stamps kept falling off the rocks!
6. What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow?… A birthday pheasant!

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1. What do George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common?… They were all born on holidays.
2. What’s the easiest way to remember your wife’s birthday?… Forget it once!
3. What’s the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?… Get married on his birthday.
4. What is a meaning of a true friend?… One who remembers your birthday but not your age!
5. What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?… Thanks. I’ll never part with it!
6. How can you tell that you’re getting old?… You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!