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The following jokes are taken from out Top Jokes for Teachers page!
March 17th: St. Patrick’s Day Jokes for Teachers
- Knock Knock …. Who’s there? ….Irish!… Irish Who? …. Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
- Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun? …. Because they’re always a little short.
- Why don’t you iron 4-Leaf clovers? …. Because you don’t want to press your luck.
- How is a best friend like a 4-leaf clover?…. Because they are hard to find and lucky to have.
- How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time? …. He’s Dublin over with laughter!
- What did the leprechaun do for a living?… He was a short-order cook!
- Are people jealous of the Irish?… Sure, they’re green with envy!
- How did the leprechaun beat the Irishman to the pot of gold?… He took a shortcut!
- What do you call a big Irish spider?… A Paddy long legs.
- On what musical instrument did the showoff musician play his St. Patrick’s Day tunes?… On his brag-pipes.
March 27th: Top Easter Jokes for Teachers
- What do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket?… Two points, just like anyone else.
- Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter. Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Xmas.
- How can you find the Easter bunny?… Eggs (x) marks the spot.
- Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? … He was having a bad hare day!
- What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? ….One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!
- Why did the Easter egg hide? … He was a little chicken!
- Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?… It has four rabbits’ feet!
- What do you call a bunny with a large brain? … Egghead!
- What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? … Join the Hare Force.
- How do you make a rabbit stew? … Make it wait for three hours!
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- Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! There are a few moregood seasonal jokes and hundreds of Top U.S. Teachers who Tutor! Find one today!
- Why did the Cyclops Tutoring Company go out of business?… It only had one pupil!
- What makes a Cyclops such an effective teacher?… He has only one pupil. (365 Jokes for Teachers)
- Do not hire this math tutor “3 out of 2 people do not understand fractions! (Top Math Jokes & 101 Pi Day Jokes)
- Did you hear the joke about a tutor eating a cookie?…. It is crummy. (180 School Jokes)
- How does a tutor make a tissue dance?… He / she puts a little boogey in it!
- Why did the tutor take his book in the hospital?…Because it had a broken spine.
- What did the math book tell the tutor?….I have a lot of problems.
- What do call a tutor who is afraid of Santa Claus?….Claustrophobic. (Top Christmas Jokes)
- My tutor owns a cat. Do you know his favorite color?… PUUUUURple
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- 3.14% of Sailors are PI rates! (Top Pirate Jokes)
- What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?… Pi! (Find a U.S. math teacher who tutors!)
- What is the ideal number of pieces to cut a pie into?… 3.14
- Mathematician: “Pi r squared” Baker:” No! Pies are round, cakes are square!
- How many pastry chefs does it take to make a pie?… 3.14.
- In Alaska, where it gets very cold, pi is only 3.00. As you know, everything shrinks in the cold. They call it Eskimo pi.
- The roundest knight at King Arthur’s was Sir Cumference… He ate too much Pi!
- What is the official animal of Pi Day?… the PI – thon!
- The worst thing about getting hit in the face with pi is that it never ends.
- Never talk to pi. He’ll go on forever.