Teacher Jokes: Top 10 Jokes for Teachers

Knock Knock …. Who’s there? ….Irish!… Irish Who? …. Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun? …. Because they’re always a little short.
Why don’t you iron 4-Leaf clovers? …. Because you don’t want to press your luck.
How is a best friend like a 4-leaf clover?…. Because they are hard to find and lucky to have.
How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time? …. He’s Dublin over with laughter!
What did the leprechaun do for a living?… He was a short-order cook!
Are people jealous of the Irish?… Sure, they’re green with envy!
How did the leprechaun beat the Irishman to the pot of gold?… He took a shortcut!
What do you call a big Irish spider?… A Paddy long legs.
On what musical instrument did the showoff musician play his St. Patrick’s Day tunes?… On his brag-pipes.

What do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket?… Two points, just like anyone else.
Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter. Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Xmas.
How can you find the Easter bunny?… Eggs (x) marks the spot.
Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? … He was having a bad hare day!
What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? ….One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!
Why did the Easter egg hide? … He was a little chicken!
Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?… It has four rabbits’ feet!
What do you call a bunny with a large brain? … Egghead!
What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? … Join the Hare Force.
How do you make a rabbit stew? … Make it wait for three hours!

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Why did the Cyclops Tutoring Company go out of business?… It only had one pupil!
What makes a Cyclops such an effective teacher?… He has only one pupil. (365 Jokes for Teachers)
Do not hire this math tutor “3 out of 2 people do not understand fractions! (Top Math Jokes & 101 Pi Day Jokes)
Did you hear the joke about a tutor eating a cookie?…. It is crummy. (180 School Jokes)
How does a tutor make a tissue dance?… He / she puts a little boogey in it!
Why did the tutor take his book in the hospital?…Because it had a broken spine.
What did the math book tell the tutor?….I have a lot of problems.
What do call a tutor who is afraid of Santa Claus?….Claustrophobic. (Top Christmas Jokes)
My tutor owns a cat. Do you know his favorite color?… PUUUUURple

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3.14% of Sailors are PI rates! (Top Pirate Jokes)
What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?… Pi! (Find a U.S. math teacher who tutors!)
What is the ideal number of pieces to cut a pie into?… 3.14
Mathematician: “Pi r squared” Baker:” No! Pies are round, cakes are square!
How many pastry chefs does it take to make a pie?… 3.14.
In Alaska, where it gets very cold, pi is only 3.00. As you know, everything shrinks in the cold. They call it Eskimo pi.
The roundest knight at King Arthur’s was Sir Cumference… He ate too much Pi!
What is the official animal of Pi Day?… the PI – thon!
The worst thing about getting hit in the face with pi is that it never ends.
Never talk to pi. He’ll go on forever.