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- Star Wars Jokes for Kids
- Clone War Quotes
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- May the 4th be With You Jokes
- Top 10 Quotes for Teachers (translated by Yoda)
- Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side.
- When did Anakin’s Jedi masters know he was leaning towards the dark side?… In the Sith Grade. (Elementary teachers are great tutors!)
- What did the sweet potato say to Luke Skywalker? I Yam your father!
- How do Ewoks communicate over long distances?… With Ewokie Talkies
- Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothing and such?… At the Darth Maul, of course.
- What do Gungans put things in?… Jar Jars.
- What do you call 5 siths piled on top of a lightsaber?… A Sith-Kabob!
- Why do Doctors make the best Jedi?… Because a Jedi must have patience.
- What did the rancor say after he ate a Wookiee?… Chewie!
- What is Jabba the Hutt’s middle name?… “The”
- What is a jedi’s favorite toy?… A yo-yoda (Top 10 Teaching Quotes by Yoda)
- What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?… Luke Warm.
- What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?… Wookieeleaks
- What goes, “Ha, ha, ha, haaaa…. AGGGHHHH! Thump”?… An Imperial Officer laughing at Darth Vader.
- Why did Yoda visit Bank of America yesterday?… He needed a bank clone! (Loan)
- Why shouldn’t you ask Yoda for money?… Because he’s always a little short.
- What did Obi Wan say to Luke when he tried to eat bantha pie with a spoon?… “Use the FORK, Luke.”
- What do Jedi use to view PDF files?… Adobe Wan Kenobi
- What’s the name of the worst cantina on Coruscant?… The Ackbar.
- How is Duck tape like the Force?… It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds the galaxy together.
- How many Sith Lords does it take to change a lightbulb?… None, because they prefer it a little on the dark side.
- Why is Yoda such a good gardener?… Because he has a green thumb. (Top Spring Jokes)
- Where does Jabba the Hutt eat?… Pizza Hutt
- What’s the difference between an ATAT and a stormtrooper?… One’s an Imperial walker and the other is a walking Imperial.
- Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?… Because he’s always making new friends!