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  1. Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side.
  2. When did Anakin’s Jedi masters know he was leaning towards the dark side?… In the Sith Grade. (Elementary teachers are great tutors!)
  3. What did the sweet potato say to Luke Skywalker? I Yam your father!
  4. How do Ewoks communicate over long distances?… With Ewokie Talkies
  5. Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothing and such?… At the Darth Maul, of course.
  6. What do Gungans put things in?… Jar Jars.
  7. What do you call 5 siths piled on top of a lightsaber?… A Sith-Kabob!
  8. Why do Doctors make the best Jedi?… Because a Jedi must have patience.
  9. What did the rancor say after he ate a Wookiee?… Chewie!
  10. What is Jabba the Hutt’s middle name?… “The”
  11. What is a jedi’s favorite toy?… A yo-yoda (Top 10 Teaching Quotes by Yoda)
  12. What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?… Luke Warm.
  13. What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?… Wookieeleaks
  14. What goes, “Ha, ha, ha, haaaa…. AGGGHHHH! Thump”?… An Imperial Officer laughing at Darth Vader.
  15. Why did Yoda visit Bank of America yesterday?… He needed a bank clone! (Loan)
  16. Why shouldn’t you ask Yoda for money?… Because he’s always a little short.
  17. What did Obi Wan say to Luke when he tried to eat bantha pie with a spoon?… “Use the FORK, Luke.”
  18. What do Jedi use to view PDF files?… Adobe Wan Kenobi
  19. What’s the name of the worst cantina on Coruscant?… The Ackbar.
  20. How is Duck tape like the Force?… It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds the galaxy together.
  21. How many Sith Lords does it take to change a lightbulb?… None, because they prefer it a little on the dark side.
  22. Why is Yoda such a good gardener?… Because he has a green thumb. (Top Spring Jokes)
  23. Where does Jabba the Hutt eat?… Pizza Hutt
  24. What’s the difference between an ATAT and a stormtrooper?… One’s an Imperial walker and the other is a walking Imperial.
  25. Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?… Because he’s always making new friends!