Top 20 Super Bowl Jokes

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The following jokes are taken from the Top Super Bowl Jokes list.
  1. What does a bad football team and possums have in common?… Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
  2. Did you hear that some NFL football teams don’t have a website?… They can’t string three “Ws” together.
  3. What’s the difference between a quarterback and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap.
  4. What did the football say to the punter?… “I get a kick out of you.”
  5. Where do quarterbacks go when they get old?… Out to pass-ture.
  6. What football play should you be suspicious of?… The quarterback sneak.
  7. If you want to sack the Dolphins quarterback, what should you use? … A fishing tackle.
  8. What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?… ALL the NFL teams not in the Super Bowl.
  9. Why did the poor quarterback have his receivers cross at midfield?… Because he was trying to make ends meet.
  10. What do you call a lineman’s kids?… Chips off the old blocker.
  11. Which player is the easiest target to hit with the football?… The wide receiver.
  12. Why do coaches like punters?… Because punters always put their best foot forward.
  13. What kind of ends do you find in libraries?… Book ends.
  14. What’s the difference between the poor, inconsistent football team and a dollar bill?… You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
  15. Why did the football player go to the bank?… to get his quarter back.
  16. How is losing money in a pay phone like a football game?… If you don’t get the quarter back, you hit the receiver!
  17. Where do hungry football players play?… In the Supper Bowl.
  18. Which football team cooks gourmet meals together?… The Kansas City Chefs.
  19. Did you here about the football player who asked his coach to flood the field so he could go in as a sub?
  20. Why can’t the struggling quarterback get into his own driveway?… Someone painted an endzone on it.

 

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