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- What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?… a thesaurus.
- What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ?… Jurassic Pork!
- What is a dinosaur’s least favorite reindeer?… Comet.
- What do you call a dinosaur that’s a noisy sleeper?… A Bronto-snorus.
- What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal?… Dino- score!
- Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum?… Because they can’t afford new ones!
- What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident?… Tyrannasaurus wreck!
- How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?… Tea Rex?
- What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business?… Try Sara’s Tops
- What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have?… Baby Dinosaurs.
- Who makes dinosaur clothes?… dino-sewer.
- Why did the dinosaur cross the road ?… The chicken hadn’t evolved yet!
- Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay?… Anywhere he wants to.
- What do you call a dinosaur that eats it’s vegetables?… A.brocileasoarus
- Which dinosaur slept all day ?… The dino-snore!