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Yogi Berra is one of the best know baseball players. He is a member of the Cooperstown Baseball Hall of Fame, won 10 World Series Championships with the New York Yankees, and was a 3-time American League MVP.
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We know there are only 49, but we Yogi was never good at math anyway!

  1. “It ain’t over till it’s over.”
  2. “It’s deja vu all over again.”
  3. “I never said most of the things I said.”
  4. “Baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is physical.”
  5. “Never answer an anonymous letter.”
  6. “When you come to a fork in the road, take it.”
  7. “He hits from both sides of the plate. He’s amphibious.”
  8. “It ain’t the heat, it’s the humility.”
  9. “Nobody goes there anymore. It’s too crowded.”
  10. “If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be.”
  11. “I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.”
  12. “You should always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise, they won’t come to yours.”
  13. “When you come to a fork in the road, take it.”
  14. “I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.”
  15. “Pair up in threes.”
  16. “In baseball, you don’t know nothing.”
  17. “You can observe a lot by watching.”
  18. “The future ain’t what it used to be.”
  19. “You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you.”
  20. “If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.”
  21. “It gets late early out here.”
  22. “I don’t know (if they were men or women fans running naked across the field). They had bags over their heads.”
  23. “You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there.”
  24. “If you ask me anything I don’t know, I’m not going to answer.”
  25. “I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?”
  26. “We have deep depth.”
  27. “If the people don’t want to come out to the ballpark, nobody’s going to stop them.”
  28. “Slump? I ain’t in no slump… I just ain’t hitting.”
  29. “A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.”
  30. “We made too many wrong mistakes.”
  31. “Take it with a grin of salt.”
  32. “Why buy good luggage, you only use it when you travel.”
  33. “I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.”
  34. “It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.”
  35. “I wish everybody had the drive he (Joe DiMaggio) had. He never did anything wrong on the field. I’d never seen him dive for a ball, everything was a chest-high catch, and he never walked off the field.”
  36. “The lousy teams are good this year.”
  37. “So I’m ugly. I never saw anyone hit with his face.”
  38. (On the 1973 Mets) “We were overwhelming underdogs.”
  39. “I can see how he (Sandy Koufax) won twenty-five games. What I don’t understand is how he lost five.”
  40. “Mickey Mantle was a very good golfer, but we weren’t allowed to play golf during the season; only at spring training.”
  41. “The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.”
  42. “I’m a lucky guy and I’m happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.”
  43. “All pitchers are liars or crybabies.”
  44. “Bill Dickey is learning me his experience.”
  45. “I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.”
  46. “Even Napoleon had his Watergate.”
  47. “You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.”
  48. “How can you think and hit at the same time?”
  49. “I tell the kids, somebody’s gotta win, somebody’s gotta lose. Just don’t fight about it. Just try to get better.”