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My Town Tutors loves a good laugh. Over the years we have acquired many jokes for teachers. Hopefully you find them useful and can have some fun with them.
- Why did the banana go out with the prune for Valentine’s Day?… Because he couldn’t get a date.
- What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine’s Day?… Ughs and kisses!
- What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?… I love you a ton!
- What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine’s Day?… I’m nuts about you!
- What did the girl squirrel say to the boy squirrel on Valentine’s Day?… You’re nuts so bad yourself!
- “I can’t be your Valentine for medical reasons.”…“Really?”… “Yeah, you make me sick!”
- What do you call two birds in love?…. Tweethearts!
- What did the bat say to his girlfriend?…. You’re fun to hang around with.
- Knock, Knock… Who’s there?… Olive… Olive who?… Olive you!
- What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep on Valentine’s Day?… I Love Ewe!
- What did the girl sheep say back to the boy sheep?… You’re not so baaaa-d yourself!
- What did the cat say to his Valentine?… You’re purr-fect for me!
- What did the drum say to his Valentine?… My heart beats for you!
- What did the owl say to his Valentine?… Owl be yours!
- What did the painter say to his Valentine?… I love you with all my art!