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My Town Tutors loves a good laugh. Over the years we have acquired many jokes for teachers. Hopefully you find them useful and can have some fun with them.
- What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine’s Day?… I’m nuts about you!
- What did the girl squirrel say to the boy squirrel on Valentine’s Day?… You’re nuts so bad yourself!
- What is the difference between a girl who is sick of her boyfriend and a sailor who falls into the ocean?… One is bored over a man the other is a man overboard.
- If your aunt ran off to get married, what would you call her?… Antelope.
- What did the paper clip say to the magnet?… I find you very attractive.
- What did the bat say to his girlfriend?…. You’re fun to hang around with.
- What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?… I love you a ton!
- What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day?…. Hogs and kisses!
- What did one pickle say to the other?… You mean a great dill to me.
- Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?… Sure, they’re very scent-imental!
- Knock, Knock… Who’s there?… Olive… Olive who?… Olive you!
- What do you call two birds in love?…. Tweethearts!
- Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?… Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!
- “I can’t be your Valentine for medical reasons.”…“Really?”… “Yeah, you make me sick!”
- What did one calculator say to the other?… “How do I love thee? Let me count the ways!”
- What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine’s Day?… Ughs and kisses!
- What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep on Valentine’s Day?… I Love Ewe!
- What did the girl sheep say back to the boy sheep?… You’re not so baaaa-d yourself!
- What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?… I’m stuck on you!
- Knock knock!… Who’s there? Frank… Frank who? Frank you for being my friend!
- What do you call a very small Valentine’s?… A Valentiny!
- What did the cat say to his Valentine?… You’re purr-fect for me!
- What did the octopus say to his Valentine?… I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand.
- What did the drum say to his Valentine?… My heart beats for you!
- What did the owl say to his Valentine?… Owl be yours!
- What did the bear say to his Valentine?… I love you beary much!
- What did the light bulb say to his Valentine?… I love you watts and watts!
- What did the rabbit say to his Valentine?… You’re no bunny ’til some bunny loves you!
- What did the train say to his Valentine?… I choo-choo-choose you!
- What did the painter say to his Valentine?… I love you with all my art!
- What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?… I’m sweet on you!
- What did the chef give his wife on Valentine’s Day?… Hugs and quiches.
- Why did the cannibal break up with his Valentine?… She didn’t suit his taste!
- Why did the banana go out with the prune for Valentine’s Day?… Because he couldn’t get a date.
- What do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?… Forget-me-nuts.