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  1. Where do movie stars go on Halloween?…MaliBOO!
  2. Why didn’t Dracula have any friends?…He was a pain in the neck!
  3. What do you call a skeleton that lies on its grave?…Lazy bones!
  4. What did one casket say to the other casket?…”Is that you coffin?” (coughing)
  5. What key opens a Haunted House?… A spooKEY!
  6. What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?…A nectarine.
  7. What kind of streets do zombies live on?… Dead-ends.
  8. What kind of boat do werewolves like?…blood vessels
  9. What is the problem with two twin witches?… You never know which witch is which!
  10. What do you call a mummy eating in bed?…A crummy mummy.
  11. What pants do ghosts wear?…BOO jeans.
  12. When do vampires like horse racing?…When it’s neck and neck!
  13. Who won the zombie war?…Nobody, it was dead even.
  14. What is a mummy’s favorite type of music?… Rap music.
  15. What school subject is a witch good at?…Spelling.
  16. Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie?…Because you can see right through him.
  17. What do ghosts serve for dessert?…I scream.
  18. What did the ghost teacher say to her class?…”Watch the board and I’ll go through it again.”
  19. Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to the dance?…Because he had no body to go with.
  20. How do you say goodbye to a vampire?… So long sucker!
  21. Where does a vampire keep his money?…In a blood bank.
  22. What kind of dog does a vampire have?…A bloodhound.
  23. What did one ghost say to the other ghost?… “Long time no see.”
  24. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?…Frostbite.
  25. What do you call ghosts that ring doorbells?…Dead ringers.
  26. What does a ghost keep in its stable?…Nightmares.
  27. What happens when a ghost haunts a theater?…The actors get stage fright.
  28. How do you make a skeleton laugh?…Tickle its funnybone!
  29. Which circus performer is a vampire’s favorite snack?… The juggler.
  30. What did the pumpkin need for its boo boo?…A pumpkin patch