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- Where do movie stars go on Halloween?…MaliBOO!
- Why didn’t Dracula have any friends?…He was a pain in the neck!
- What do you call a skeleton that lies on its grave?…Lazy bones!
- What did one casket say to the other casket?…”Is that you coffin?” (coughing)
- What key opens a Haunted House?… A spooKEY!
- What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?…A nectarine.
- What kind of streets do zombies live on?… Dead-ends.
- What kind of boat do werewolves like?…blood vessels
- What is the problem with two twin witches?… You never know which witch is which!
- What do you call a mummy eating in bed?…A crummy mummy.
- What pants do ghosts wear?…BOO jeans.
- When do vampires like horse racing?…When it’s neck and neck!
- Who won the zombie war?…Nobody, it was dead even.
- What is a mummy’s favorite type of music?… Rap music.
- What school subject is a witch good at?…Spelling.
- Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie?…Because you can see right through him.
- What do ghosts serve for dessert?…I scream.
- What did the ghost teacher say to her class?…”Watch the board and I’ll go through it again.”
- Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to the dance?…Because he had no body to go with.
- How do you say goodbye to a vampire?… So long sucker!
- Where does a vampire keep his money?…In a blood bank.
- What kind of dog does a vampire have?…A bloodhound.
- What did one ghost say to the other ghost?… “Long time no see.”
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?…Frostbite.
- What do you call ghosts that ring doorbells?…Dead ringers.
- What does a ghost keep in its stable?…Nightmares.
- What happens when a ghost haunts a theater?…The actors get stage fright.
- How do you make a skeleton laugh?…Tickle its funnybone!
- Which circus performer is a vampire’s favorite snack?… The juggler.
- What did the pumpkin need for its boo boo?…A pumpkin patch