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The following was taken from 101 Mole Day Jokes!
- What did one mole say to the other?… We make great chemistry together.
- Why did Avogadro stop going to a chiropractor on October 24th?… He was only tense to the 23rd!
- How much does Avogadro exaggerate?… He makes mountains out of mole hills
- Why is it bad to tell mole jokes?… It’s mole-itically incorrect
- What did Avogadro get when he mixed ice cream, chocolate syrup, and milk together?… A chocolate Moletd
- What’s the mole’s favorite college football team?… The Florida State Semimoles
- What kind of fruit did Avogadro eat in the summer?… Watermolens
- How many guacs are in a bowl of guacamole?… Avocado’s number!
- Avogadro loved to watch MASH. Which character did he like most?… Father Molecahy
- What element do moles love to study in chemistry?… Molybdenum
- What does Avogadro put in his hot chocolate?… Marsh-mole-ows!
- How does Avogadro write to his friends?… By e-mole!
- What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?… A one molar solution.
- What did Avogadro collect at the seashore?… mole-uscs
- Why is Avogadro so rich?… He’s a multi-mole-ionare!
- What did Avogadro call his church services?… Molar Mass
- Why was there only one Avogadro?… When they made him, they broke the Moled
- What kept Avogadro in bed for two months?… Moleonucleosis
- What did Avogadro invent for his wife to use as a night cream?… Oil of Molay
- Why is Avogadro in love with Cindy Crawford?… She’s his favorite super-mole-dle (and she has a mole).
- What did the generous mole say when his friends crashed his party?… The mole the merrier!
- What are the moles’ favorite line from the Wizard of Oz?… “I’m mole-ting, I’m mole-ting.”
- If a mole of moles were digging a mole of holes, what would you see?… A mole of molasses!
- What kind of test do student moles like best?… Mole-tiple choice.
- What is Avogadro’s favorite kind of music?… Rock ‘N’ Mole