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My Town Tutors loves a good laugh. Over the years we have acquired many jokes for teachers. Hopefully you find them useful and can have some fun with them.

  1. Why did the banana go out with the prune for Valentine’s Day?… Because he couldn’t get a date.
  2. What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine’s Day?… Ughs and kisses!
  3. What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?… I love you a ton!
  4. What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine’s Day?… I’m nuts about you!
  5. What did the girl squirrel say to the boy squirrel on Valentine’s Day?… You’re nuts so bad yourself!
  6. What did the paper clip say to the magnet?… I find you very attractive.
  7. “I can’t be your Valentine for medical reasons.”…“Really?”… “Yeah, you make me sick!”
  8. What did the bat say to his girlfriend?…. You’re fun to hang around with.
  9. What do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?… Forget-me-nuts.
  10. Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?… Sure, they’re very scent-imental!
  11. Knock, Knock… Who’s there?… Olive… Olive who?… Olive you!
  12. What do you call two birds in love?…. Tweethearts!
  13. What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep on Valentine’s Day?… I Love Ewe!
  14. What did the girl sheep say back to the boy sheep?… You’re not so baaaa-d yourself!
  15. Knock knock!… Who’s there? Frank… Frank who?… Frank you for being my friend!
  16. What do you call a very small Valentine’s?… A Valentiny!
  17. What did the cat say to his Valentine?… You’re purr-fect for me!
  18. What did the drum say to his Valentine?… My heart beats for you!
  19. What did the owl say to his Valentine?… Owl be yours!
  20. What did the painter say to his Valentine?… I love you with all my art!

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