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My Town Tutors loves a good laugh. Over the years we have acquired many jokes. Hopefully you find them useful and can have some fun with them.

  1. What happens to a footballer who loses his eyesight?… He becomes a referee.
  2. What do you call an person from (country of your choice) in the World Cup Final?… Referee.
  3. Why do so many Americans play soccer? So they don’t have to watch it on TV.
  4. What’s the difference between (country of your choice)’s world cup soccer squad and a teabag?… A tea bag stays in the cup longer.
  5. What’s the difference between (country of your choice) and an albatross?…An albatross has got two decent wings.
  6. What is the difference between (country of your choice) and the Bermuda triangle?… The bermuda triangle has three points.
  7. How did the football pitch get all wet?… The players dribbled all over it.
  8. What happens when the opposition cross the halfway line against (country of your choice)?… They score.
  9. What do you call a (country of your choice) soccer fan with an IQ of 10?… Supremely gifted!
  10. How do soccer players stay cool during a game?… They stand near the fans!
  11. Why did the soccer player bring string to the game?… So he could tie the score