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My Town Tutors loves a good laugh. Over the years we have acquired many jokes. Hopefully you find them useful and can have some fun with them.
- What happens to a footballer who loses his eyesight?… He becomes a referee.
- What do you call an person from (country of your choice) in the World Cup Final?… Referee.
- Why do so many Americans play soccer? So they don’t have to watch it on TV.
- What’s the difference between (country of your choice)’s world cup soccer squad and a teabag?… A tea bag stays in the cup longer.
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What’s the difference between (country of your choice) and an albatross?…An albatross has got two decent wings.
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What is the difference between (country of your choice) and the Bermuda triangle?… The bermuda triangle has three points.
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How did the football pitch get all wet?… The players dribbled all over it.
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What happens when the opposition cross the halfway line against (country of your choice)?… They score.
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What do you call a (country of your choice) soccer fan with an IQ of 10?… Supremely gifted!
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How do soccer players stay cool during a game?… They stand near the fans!
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Why did the soccer player bring string to the game?… So he could tie the score