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- Star Wars Jokes for Kids
- Clone War Quotes
- Top Star Wars Websites
- May the 4th be With You Jokes
- Top 10 Quotes for Teachers (translated by Yoda)
- Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side.
- When did Anakin’s Jedi masters know he was leaning towards the dark side?… In the Sith Grade. (Elementary teachers are great tutors!)
- What did the sweet potato say to Luke Skywalker? I Yam your father!
- How do Ewoks communicate over long distances?… With Ewokie Talkies
- Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothing and such?… At the Darth Maul, of course.
- What do Gungans put things in?… Jar Jars.
- What do you call 5 siths piled on top of a lightsaber?… A Sith-Kabob!
- Why do Doctors make the best Jedi?… Because a Jedi must have patience.
- What did the rancor say after he ate a Wookiee?… Chewie!
- What is a jedi’s favorite toy?… A yo-yoda (Top 10 Teaching Quotes by Yoda)