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Celebrate Independence Day with some family 4th of July jokes.

  1. What did one flag say to the other flag?…..Nothing. It just waved!
  2. Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?…Because the horse was too heavy to carry!
  3. How is a healthy person like the United States?…They both have good constitutions!
  4. What dance was very popular in 1776?…Indepen-dance!
  5. “Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?”… “On the bottom!”
  6. Did you hear the joke about the Liberty Bell?…Yeah, it cracked me up!
  7. What did King George think of the American colonists?…He thought they were revolting!
  8. Do they have a 4th of July in England?…Yes. That’s how they get from the 3rd to the 5th.
  9. Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor?…Because she can’t sit down.
  10. What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware?… Get in the boat, men!”

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