My Town Tutors is a great resource for parents & teachers. Find qualified tutors in your area today!

Top Joke Pages

  1. 180 School Jokes
  2. Clean Jokes
  3. 365 Family Friendly Jokes

Top 100 Teachers on TwitterTop Education Blogs
We have some great blogs for teachers


  1. “A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops.” Henry Brooks Adams
  2. “What a teacher is, is more important than what he teaches.” Karl Menninger
  3. “The best teachers teach from the heart, not from the book.” Unknown
  4. “The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.”  Mark Twain (Top Quotes for Teachers)
  5. “Man’s mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions.” Oliver Wendell Holmes
  6. “The direction in which education starts a man will determine his future life.” Plato
  7. “Intelligence plus character – that is the goal of true education.” Martin Luther King Jr. (Top 50 Martin Luther King Jr. Quotes)
  8. “Act as if what you do makes a difference. It does.” William James
  9. “Example isn’t another way to teach, it is the only way to teach.” Albert Einstein (Top Albert Einstein Quotes)
  10. “I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.” Mark Twain (Top Mark Twain Quotes)
  11. “A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.” Thomas Carruthers
  12. “He who opens a school door, closes a prison.” Victor Hugo
  13. “Teaching is the greatest act of optimism.” Colleen Wilcox
  14. “Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.” Chinese Proverb
  15. “The object of teaching a child is to enable him to get along without his teacher.” Elbert Hubbard
  16. “Teachers who inspire realize there will always be rocks in the road ahead of us.”  Unknown
  17. “Good teachers are costly, but bad teachers cost more.” Bob Talbert
  18. “A master can tell you what he expects of you. A teacher, though, awakens your own expectation.” Chinese Proverb
  19. “He who dares must never cease to learn.” John Cotton Dana
  20. “The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires.” William Arthur Ward
  21. “The greatest sign of success for a teacher … is to be able to say, ‘The children are now working as if I did not exist’. ” Maria Montessori
  22. “Children are 1/3rd of our population and all of our future.” Select Panel for the Promotion of Child Health 1981
  23. “I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma.” Ertha Kitt
  24. “To teach is to learn twice.” Joseph Joubert
  25. “Teaching should be full of ideas instead of stuffed with facts.” Author Unknown
  26. “We need to understand that every time an elementary teacher captures the imagination of a child through the arts or music of language this nation gets a little stronger.” Richard Riley, former Secretary of Education
  27. “All the world is a laboratory for the inquiring mind.” Martin H. Fischer
  28. “They [rocks] will be stumbling blocks or stepping stones; it all depends on how we use them.” Unknown
  29. “Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or self-confidence.” Robert Frost
  30. “In teaching you cannot see the fruit of a days work. It is invisible and remains so, maybe for 20 years.” Jacques Barzun
  31. “One looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our human feelings. The curriculum is so much necessary material, but warmth is the vital element for the growing plant and for the soul of a child.” Carl Jung
  32. “A true teacher is one who, keeping the past alive, is also able to understand the present.” Confucius
  33. “You can teach a student a lesson for a day; but if you can teach him to learn, he will continue the learning process.” Clay P. Bedford
  34. “A master can tell you what he expects of you. A teacher…awakens your own expectations.” Patricia Neal
  35. “Teaching is leaving a vestige of oneself in the development of another.” Eugene P. Bertin
  36. “The student is a bank where you can deposit your most precious treasures.” Eugene P. Bertin
  37. “A teacher is a compass that activates the magnets of curiosity, knowledge, and wisdom in the pupils.” Ever Garrison
  38. “The dream begins with a teacher who believes in you… who tugs and pushes and leads you to the next plateau.” Dan Rather
  39. “We expect teachers to handle teen pregnancy, abuse, and failings of the family. Then we expect them to educate our children.” John Sculley
  40. “The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery.” Mark Van Doren
  41. “The important thing is not so much that every child should be taught, as that every child should be given the wish to learn.“ John Lubbock
  42. “A good teacher is like a candle – it consumes itself to light the the way for others.” Author Unknown
  43. “When you study great teachers… you will learn much more from their caring and hard work than from their style.” William Glasser
  44. “You learn something every day if you pay attention.” Ray LeBlond
  45. “Teachers who inspire know that teaching is like cultivating a garden.” Author Unknown
  46. “Those who educate children well are more to be honored than they who produce them; for these only gave them life, those the art of living well.” Aristotle
  47. “If you’re going to be thinking, you may as well think big.” Donald Trump
  48. “Vision is the art of seeing what is invisible to others.” Jonathan Swift
  49. “The giving of love is an education in itself.” Eleanor Roosevelt
  50. “Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.” Gail Godwin
  51. “I am indebted to my father for living, but to my teachers for living well.” Alexander the Great
  52. “You can’t stop a teacher when they want to do something. They just do it.” J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye
  53. “Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a lost tradition.” Jacques Barzun
  54. “He is rich or poor according to what he is, not according to what he has.” Henry Ward Beecher
  55. “The greatest good you can do for another is not just to share your riches but to reveal to him his own.” Benjamin Disraeli
  56. “Teachers appreciate being appreciated, for teacher appreciation is their highest award.” William Prince
  57. “Life is about using the whole box of crayons.” RuPaul
  58. “Every survival kit should include a sense of humor.” Author Unknown
  59. “It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer.” Albert Einstein (Top Albert Einstein Quotes)
  60. “The job of a teacher is to teach students to see the vitality in themselves.” Joseph Campbell
  61. “If a doctor, lawyer, or dentist had 40 people in his office at one time, all of whom had different needs, and some whom didn’t want to be there and were causing trouble, and the doctor, lawyer, or dentist, without assistance, had to treat them all with professional excellence for nine months, the he might have some conception of the classroom teacher’s job.” Donald D. Quinn
  62. “A teacher’s purpose is not to create students in his own image, but to develop students who can create their own image.” Author Unknown
  63. “We are all special cases.” Albert Camus
  64. “Teachers are expected to reach unattainable goals with inadequate tools. The miracle is that at times they accomplish this task.” Haim Ginott
  65. “Personal relationships are the fertile soil from which all advancement, all success, all achievement, in real life grows.” Ben Stein
  66. “Teacher appreciation makes the world of education go around.” Helen Peters
  67. “Mighty things from small beginnings grown.” John Dryden
  68. “I can live two months on a good compliment.” Mark Twain (Top Mark Twain Quotes)
  69. “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.”  Plato
  70. “The hardest arithmetic to master is that which enables us to count our blessings.” Eric Hoffer