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Physics: Top 26 Physics Jokes
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January 1st: Top 6 New Year’s Day Jokes

February 2nd: Top Ground Hog Day Jokes

February 14th: 101 Valentine’s Day Jokes & Top 25 Valentine’s Day for Teachers

February: Top 15 President’s Day Jokes

March 14th: 101 Pi Day Jokes: Sponsored by IPractice Math.

March 17th: Top 44 St. Patrick’s Day Jokes

April 1st: April Fools’ Day Jokes

April 5th, 2015: Top 70 Easter Jokes

Top 8 Mother’s Day Jokes

Top 31 Father’s Day Jokes

Top 40 4th of July Jokes

101 Halloween Jokes

Thanksgiving Day Jokes

140 Christmas Jokes

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  1. Why are bad school grades like a shipwreck in the Arctic Ocean?… They’re both below C level!
  2. What is a math teacher’s favorite sum?… Summer!
  3. Teachers who take class attendance are absent-minded.
  4. Teacher: If I had ten apples in my right hand and nine in my left, what would I have?… Student: Huge hands!
  5. Teacher: What’s the chemical formula for water? Student: H I J K L M N O. Teacher: What are you talking about? Student: Didn’t you say it’s H to O
  6. Teacher: Why are you doing your multiplication on the floor? Student: You said we had to do it without tables!
  7. Teacher: Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages? Student: Because there were so many knights.
  8. Teacher: What do you call a fish with no eyes? Student: Fsh
  9. Teacher: You missed school yesterday, didn’t you? Student: Not very much.
  10. Teacher: I wish you’d pay a little attention! David: I’m paying as little as I can, teacher.
  11. Teacher: I hope I didn’t see you looking at Maria’s exam. Student: I sure hope you didn’t, either!

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