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My Town Tutors loves a good laugh. Over the years we have acquired many jokes that are school appropriate. In fact we wrote a blog 180 School Jokes! Start Your Day with a Smile!
As Christmas approaches, we wanted to share a few more seasonal jokes with you. We hope you enjoy.

  1. Why does Santa have 3 gardens?… So he can ho-ho-ho!
  2. What is the difference between the alphabet and the Christmas alphabet?…The Christmas alphabet has no L (noel)!
  3. What is the best Christmas present in the world?….A broken drum, you can’t beat it!
  4. What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?…Claustrophobic.
  5. How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?… Nothing, it was on the house!
  6. Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners?… Rude-olph!
  7. Elves use what kind of money?…Jingle bills!
  8. Knock Knock…Who’s there?…Mary… Mary who?… Mary Christmas!
  9. Where do Santa Claus and the elves keep their money?… In a snow bank.
  10. Why is Santa so good at karate?… Because he has a black belt!
  11. Where would a reindeer go to find her lost tail?…”Re-tail” store.
  12. Which reindeer has the cleanest antlers?…Comet!
  13. If an athlete gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get?…Missile Toe
  14. What kind of money do Santa and the elves use in the North Pole?…Cold cash!
  15. What nationality is Santa?… North Polish!
  16. What did the big angel say to the little angel on Christmas Eve?…Halo there!
  17. If Santa Claus is crossed with a detective then you would get what?…Santa Clues!
  18. Why was Santa’s little helper sad?… He had low elf esteem!
  19. Why are Christmas trees such bad knitters?… They are always dropping their needles.
  20. When Santa doesn’t move then what he should be called?…Santa Pause.
  21. What kind of music does elves like best?…”Wrap” music!
  22. Knock knockWho’s there?… Irish... Irish who? … Irish you a Merry Christmas!
  23. What do elves learn in schools?… the “elf”-abet!
  24. What did the ghost say to Santa?… We’ll have a boo Christmas without you!
  25. What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?… Black mail!
  26. Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney?… Because it soots him!
  27. Knock, knock…Who’s there?…Olive…Olive, who?…Olive the other reindeer.
  28. What do reindeer say before telling a joke?… This one will sleigh you!
  29. Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctors?…He was feeling crummy.
  30. How do you make a slow reindeer fast?… Don’t feed it!
  31. Why do mummies like Christmas so much?… Because of all the wrapping!
  32. What Christmas carol is a favorite of parents?… Silent Night.
  33. What kind of bug hates Christmas?… A humbug.
  34. What two countries should the chef use when he’s making Christmas dinner?… Turkey and Greece.
  35. Which elf was the best singer?…ELFis Presley.
  36. What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked in the sky?… “Looks like rain, dear.”
  37. What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?… “Aren’t you tired of hanging around?”
  38. How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?…He looks at his calen-”deer”!
  39. What do you get if you cross an apple and a Christmas tree?… Pineapple.
  40. Why did Jimmy’s grades drop after the holidays?… Because everything was marked down!

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