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My Town Tutors loves a good laugh. Over the years we have acquired many jokes that are school appropriate. In fact we wrote a blog 180 School Jokes! Start Your Day with a Smile!
As Christmas approaches, we wanted to share a few more seasonal jokes with you. We hope you enjoy.

  1. Why does Santa have 3 gardens?… So he can ho-ho-ho!
  2. What is the best Christmas present in the world?….A broken drum, you can’t beat it!
  3. How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?… Nothing, it was on the house!
  4. What nationality is Santa?… North Polish!
  5. Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners?… Rude-olph!
  6. Knock Knock…Who’s there?…Mary… Mary who?… Mary Christmas!
  7. What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked in the sky?… “Looks like rain, dear.”
  8. Why is Santa so good at karate?… Because he has a black belt!
  9. Which reindeer has the cleanest antlers?… Comet!
  10. If an athlete gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get?…Missile Toe
  11. Knock knockWho’s there?… Irish... Irish who? … Irish you a Merry Christmas!
  12. Why was Santa’s little helper sad?… He had low elf esteem!
  13. What kind of music does elves like best?…”Wrap” music!
  14. What do elves learn in schools?… the “elf”-abet!
  15. Knock, knock…Who’s there?…Olive…Olive, who?…Olive the other reindeer.
  16. What is the difference between the alphabet and the Christmas alphabet?…The Christmas alphabet has no L (noel)!
  17. What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?… Claustrophobic.
  18. What do reindeer say before telling a joke?… This one will sleigh you!
  19. How do you make a slow reindeer fast?… Don’t feed it!
  20. Why do mummies like Christmas so much?… Because of all the wrapping!

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