My Town Tutors loves a good laugh. Over the years we have acquired many jokes that are school appropriate. In fact we wrote a blog 180 School Jokes! Start Your Day with a Smile!
As Thanksgiving approaches, we wanted to share a few more with you. We hope you enjoy.
Since we established ourselves in the South Shore area, we would like to start with a joke from the Plymouth, Massachusetts area.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flower bring?… Pilgrims (The Mayflower Ship)
What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?…Plymouth Rock!
Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?… The turkey because he’s already stuffed!
What sound does a space turkey make?…Hubble, Hubble, Hubble.
What sound does a turkey’s phone make?…Wing! Wing!
What was the turkey suspected of?…Fowl play.
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?…The outside!
Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?…To hatchet.
What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?…If your grandpa could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!
Why can’t you take a turkey to church?…Because they use such FOWL language.
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?…Yes – a building can’t jump at all.
Why did they let the turkey join the band?…Because he had the drumsticks.
What are unhappy cranberries called?…Blueberries!
When the Pilgrims landed, where did they stand?…On their feet!
What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?…The letter “g”!
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