My Town Tutors loves a good laugh. Over the years we have acquired many jokes that are school appropriate. In fact we wrote a blog 180 School Jokes! Start Your Day with a Smile!
As Christmas approaches, we wanted to share a few more seasonal jokes with you. We hope you enjoy.

  1. Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctors?…He was feeling crummy.
  2. What is the difference between the alphabet and the Christmas alphabet?…The Christmas alphabet has no L (noel)
  3. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?… Frostbite
  4. What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?…A cookie sheet!
  5. Where do Santa Claus and the elves keep their money?… In a snow bank.
  6. If an athlete gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get?…Missile Toe
  7. What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?…Claustrophobic
  8. How do elves climb up to the top of Santa’s Castle?…Using an “Elf”-evator.
  9. Elves use what kind of money?…Jingle bills!
  10. What would you call the twelfth elf that comes to help other 11 elves in the workshop?…The twelf
  11. What would you call an elf who just has won the lottery?…Welfy
  12. Where would a reindeer go to find her lost tail?…”Re-tail” store.
  13. Which reindeer has the cleanest antlers?…Comet!
  14. Who is rudest reindeer?…”Rude”-olph
  15. How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?…He looks at his calen-“deer”!
  16. What did the reindeer say when he saw an elf?…Nothing, reindeer can’t talk.
  17. Which elf was the best singer?…ELFis Presley.
  18. Why the turkey was asked to join the band by elves?… because he had the drum sticks!
  19. What is for lunch on Christmas Day for snowmen?…Icebergers!
  20. How do snowmen travel around?…By icicle!
  21. How does one snowman greet another snowman?….Ice to meet you.
  22. What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?…Answer: Brrrr- itos.
  23. What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole?…Cold cash!
  24. Where does a snowman keep his money?…In a snow bank.
  25. What did the big angel say to the little angel on Christmas Eve?…Halo there!
  26. If Santa Claus is crossed with a detective then you would get what?…Santa Clues!
  27. What is the snowman’s breakfast?…Frosted flakes!
  28. Where the snowman does dances on?…A snow ball!
  29. What snowmen wear on the Christmas Eve?…Ice caps.
  30. When Santa doesn’t move then what he should be called?…Santa Pause.
  31. Do you know any bird that can write?…Pen-guine.
  32. How do sheep in Mexico greet Merry Christmas?…Fleece Navidad!
  33. What kind of music does elves like best?…”Wrap” music!
  34. How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?… A merry Christmas to ewe.
  35. What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?… Black mail!
  36. How do elves greet each other?… “Small world, isn’t it?”