My Town Tutors loves a good laugh. Over the years we have acquired many jokes that are school appropriate. In fact we wrote a blog 180 School Jokes! Start Your Day with a Smile!
As Christmas approaches, we wanted to share a few more seasonal jokes with you. We hope you enjoy.
- Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctors?…He was feeling crummy.
- What is the difference between the alphabet and the Christmas alphabet?…The Christmas alphabet has no L (noel)
- What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?… Frostbite
- What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?…A cookie sheet!
- Where do Santa Claus and the elves keep their money?… In a snow bank.
- If an athlete gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get?…Missile Toe
- What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?…Claustrophobic
- How do elves climb up to the top of Santa’s Castle?…Using an “Elf”-evator.
- Elves use what kind of money?…Jingle bills!
- What would you call the twelfth elf that comes to help other 11 elves in the workshop?…The twelf
- What would you call an elf who just has won the lottery?…Welfy
- Where would a reindeer go to find her lost tail?…”Re-tail” store.
- Which reindeer has the cleanest antlers?…Comet!
- Who is rudest reindeer?…”Rude”-olph
- How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?…He looks at his calen-“deer”!
- What did the reindeer say when he saw an elf?…Nothing, reindeer can’t talk.
- Which elf was the best singer?…ELFis Presley.
- Why the turkey was asked to join the band by elves?… because he had the drum sticks!
- What is for lunch on Christmas Day for snowmen?…Icebergers!
- How do snowmen travel around?…By icicle!
- How does one snowman greet another snowman?….Ice to meet you.
- What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?…Answer: Brrrr- itos.
- What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole?…Cold cash!
- Where does a snowman keep his money?…In a snow bank.
- What did the big angel say to the little angel on Christmas Eve?…Halo there!
- If Santa Claus is crossed with a detective then you would get what?…Santa Clues!
- What is the snowman’s breakfast?…Frosted flakes!
- Where the snowman does dances on?…A snow ball!
- What snowmen wear on the Christmas Eve?…Ice caps.
- When Santa doesn’t move then what he should be called?…Santa Pause.
- Do you know any bird that can write?…Pen-guine.
- How do sheep in Mexico greet Merry Christmas?…Fleece Navidad!
- What kind of music does elves like best?…”Wrap” music!
- How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?… A merry Christmas to ewe.
- What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?… Black mail!
- How do elves greet each other?… “Small world, isn’t it?”
Doug,
Thanks for sharing! We appreciate the support!