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  1. What did the mother rope say to her child?…“Don’t be knotty.”
  2. What did the digital clock say to its mother?… “Look, Ma! No hands!”
  3. What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?… It’s time to go to sweep!
  4. Mom, what is it like to have the best child in the world?… I don’t know, go ask your grandparents.
  5. Larry’s mother had four children. Three were named North, South and West. What was her other child’s name? … Larry.
  6. A police recruit was asked during the exam, ‘What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?’ He answered, ‘Call for backup.’
  7. Son: “Mom can I get twenty bucks” Mom: Does it look like I am made of money Son: “Well isn’t that what M.O.M stands for?”
  8. What did the mother bullet say to the daddy bullet?… “We’re gonna have a BB!”
  9. Son: Why is a computer so smart?… Mom: It listens to its motherboard.
  10. Sunday school teacher: Tell me, do you say prayers before eating?… Student: No, ma’am, I don’t have to. My mom’s a good cook.
  11. Dad: Why did you chop the joke book in half? Son: Mom said to cut the comedy.
  12. Science teacher: When is the boiling point reached?… Student: When my mother sees my report card!
  13. Child: Mom, why did the chicken cross the road?… Mom: I don’t know, go ask your dad!
  14. Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?… Because their kids have to play inside!
  15. Mother to son: I’m warning you. If you fall out of that tree and break both your legs, don’t come running to me!
  16. How come the mother needle got mad at the baby needle?… It was way past its threadtime!
  17. Mother to daughter advice: Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
    But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.
  18. Son: I think my mom’s getting serious about straightening up my room once and for all. Dad: How do you know? Son: She’s learning to drive a bulldozer.
  19. Baby snake: Mommy, are we poisonous? Mother snake: Yes, son.Why? Baby snake: I just bit my tongue!
  20. Son: Dad, do you know the difference between a pack of cookies and a pack of elephants? Dad: No. Son: Then it’s a good thing Mom does the grocery shopping!
  • What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?… “Where’s Popcorn?”
  • What do you call a mom who can’t draw?… Tracy.
  • What are the three quickest ways of spreading a rumour (or gossip)?… The internet, Telephone, Tell your mom.
  • What do you call a small mom?… minimum.
  • What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato?… catch up!
  • Why don’t mothers wear watches?… There’s a clock on the stove.
  • Why did the baby strawberry cry?… Because his mom was in a jam!
  • What did the baby Egyptian say when he got lost?… I want my mummy.
  • What did the momma say to the foal?… It’s pasture your bedtime
  • What book do moms like the most?… “Their husbands checkbook!”
  • What did mommy spider say to baby spider?… You spend too much time on the web.
  • My mother said, “You won’t amount to anything because you procrastinate.” I said, “Oh yea”..Just you wait.”

Famous Mothers

COLUMBUS’S MOTHER: I don’t care what you’ve discovered, Christopher.  You could have written.
MICHELANGELO’S MOTHER: Mike, can’t you paint on walls like other children?  Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?
NAPOLEON’S MOTHER: All right, Napoleon. If you aren’t hiding your report card inside your jacket, then take your hand out of there and prove it.
GOLDILOCKS’S MOTHER: I’ve got a bill here for a broken chair from the Bear family.  Do you know anything about this Goldie?
ALBERT EINSTEIN’S MOTHER: But, Albert, it’s your senior picture. Can’t you do something about your hair?  Styling gel, mousse, something…? (Top Albert Einstein Quotes)
THOMAS EDISON’S MOTHER: Of course I’m proud that you invented the electric light bulb, Thomas. Now turn off that light and get to bed!
HUMPTY DUMPTY’S MOTHER: Humpty, If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a hundred times not to sit on that wall. But would you listen to me? No!