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- What did one mole say to the other?… We make great chemistry together.
- Why did Avogadro stop going to a chiropractor on October 24th?… He was only tense to the 23rd!
- How much does Avogadro exaggerate?… He makes mountains out of mole hills
- Why is it bad to tell mole jokes?… It’s mole-itically incorrect
- What did Avogadro get when he mixed ice cream, chocolate syrup, and milk together?… A chocolate Moletd
- What’s the mole’s favorite college football team?… The Florida State Semimoles
- What kind of fruit did Avogadro eat in the summer?… Watermolens
- How many guacs are in a bowl of guacamole?… Avocado’s number!
- Avogadro loved to watch MASH. Which character did he like most?… Father Molecahy
- What element do moles love to study in chemistry?… Molybdenum
- What does Avogadro put in his hot chocolate?… Marsh-mole-ows!
- How does Avogadro write to his friends?… By e-mole!
- What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?… A one molar solution.
- What did Avogadro collect at the seashore?… mole-uscs
- Why is Avogadro so rich?… He’s a multi-mole-ionare!
- What did Avogadro call his church services?… Molar Mass
- Why was there only one Avogadro?… When they made him, they broke the Moled
- What kept Avogadro in bed for two months?… Moleonucleosis
- What did Avogadro invent for his wife to use as a night cream?… Oil of Molay
- Why is Avogadro in love with Cindy Crawford?… She’s his favorite super-mole-dle (and she has a mole).
- What did the generous mole say when his friends crashed his party?… The mole the merrier!
- What are the moles’ favorite line from the Wizard of Oz?… “I’m mole-ting, I’m mole-ting.”
- If a mole of moles were digging a mole of holes, what would you see?… A mole of molasses!
- What kind of test do student moles like best?… Mole-tiple choice.
- What is Avogadro’s favorite kind of music?… Rock ‘N’ Mole
- What happens when a mole bites a dog?… He becomes Moleicious!
- Why does the chemist like going to the zoo?… To see the animoles.
- What did Avogadro teach his students in math class?… Moletiplication
- Which tooth did Avogadro have pulled?… One of his molars.
- Who is the the mole’s favorite actor?… Mole Gibson
- Why are moles bad at counting?… Because they only know one number.
- What’s the mole’s favorite brand of soda?… Coca-Mola.
- What’s the mole’s favorite Disney Movie?… The Little Molemaid
- Why do moles love music from the 60’s?… Because of Moletown
- Why are moles always on the phone?… Because they love moleble devices.
- Why do moles love Tyra Banks?… Because she’s on America’s Next Top Moledel
- What was Avogadro dressed as when he went to the masquerade ball?… an avacado
- What was Avogadro full of?… Molar energy or 6 × 1023 particles
- Why are moles always eating?… Because they’re molenourished.
- How did Avogadro get through the desert?… on a camole
- On which American mountain was Avogadro’s face carved in stone?… Mount Rushmole
- What was Avogadro’s favorite board game?… Moleoply
- Who was Avogadro’s favorite singing group?… The Moleing Stones
- Who was Avogadro’s favorite composer?… Moles art
- How would you have described Avogadro’s room while he was a teenager?… a Molar Mess
- What was Avogadro’s best day in golf?… when he got a mole-in-one
- What is Avogadro teaching his astronomy class about?… the molar system
- How did Avogadro help his team win the soccer playoffs?… he scored the winning mole
- Why did people say Avogadro was lazy?… They said he was slow as moleasses
- What are moles made of?… molecules