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  1. Why is it bad to tell mole jokes?… It’s mole-itically incorrect
  2. What did Avogadro get when he mixed ice cream, chocolate syrup, and milk together?… A chocolate Moledt
  3. What did Avogadro teach his students in math class?… Moletiplication
  4. What kind of fruit did Avogadro eat in the summer?… Watermolens
  5. How many guacs are in a bowl of guacamole?… Avocados number!
  6. If a mole of moles were digging a mole of holes, what would you see?… A mole of molasses!
  7. What does Avogadro put in his hot chocolate?… Marsh-mole-ows!
  8. How does Avogadro write to his friends?… By e-mole!
  9. Why is Avogadro so rich?… He’s a multi-mole-ionare!
  10. Why was there only one Avogadro?… When they made him, they broke the Moled
  11. What kept Avogadro in bed for two months?… Moleonucleosis
  12. What do you get when you have a bunch of moles acting like idiots?… A bunch of Moleasses
  13. What line from Shakespeare do high school moles have to memorize?… “To mole or not to mole, this is the question.”
  14. How do moles finance their homes?… With a molergage!
  15. What did Avogadro invent for his wife to use as a night cream?… Oil of Molay
  16. What did one mole say to the other?… We make great chemistry together.
  17. Why did Avogadro stop going to a chiropractor on October 24th? A: He was only tense to the 23rd!
  18. Why is Avogadro in love with Cindy Crawford?… She’s his favorite super-mole-dle (and she has a mole).
  19. What did the generous mole say when his friends crashed his party?… The mole the merrier!
  20. What is a mole’s favorite television show?… Molerose place
  21. What is Avogadro’s favorite day of the week?… Moleday
  22. How would you describe a stinky chemist? … Mole-odorous
  23. What kind of test do student moles like best?… Mole-tiple choice.
  24. How much does Avogadro exaggerate?… He makes mountains out of mole hills
  25. What element do moles love to study in chemistry?… Molybdenum
  26. What is Avogadro’s favorite kind of music?… Rock ‘N’ Mole
  27. What happens when a mole bites a dog?… He becomes Moleicious!
  28. Avogadro loved to watch MASH. Which character did he like most?… Father Molecahy
  29. What are mammoles?… Four-legged animoles!
  30. Why cant Avogadro have pets?… Because he will mole them.
  31. Mole Day Dictionary: Demoleition: The destruction which moles bring about in your yard.
  32. Mole Day Dictionary: Dismole: being gloomy on Mole Day
  33. Mole Day Dictionary: Imoleble: anything that does not have to do with a mole
  34. Mole Day Dictionary: Mol: the symbol for mole
  35. Mole Day Dictionary: Mole-mole: a mole double agent
  36. Mole Day Dictionary: Molearchy: government in which moles are in complete control; under this government Mole Day is celebrated three times a year and chemistry is the only scientific subject taught in school
  37. Mole Day Dictionary: Molebile: a mole which hangs from the ceiling; also a term describing anything which can move rapidly
  38. Mole Day Dictionary: inderground Molect: the obsessive collection of Mole Day stuff including T-shirts, lawn decorations, pins, and endless other things
  39. Mole Day Dictionary: Molectomy: the study of a mole’s insides
  40. Mole Day Dictionary: Molehill: a large hill made of dirt in your backyard, formed from moles borrowing underground; also a term used to describe anything that’s pesky
  41. Mole Day Dictionary: Moleism: the continual reverence of moles
  42. Mole Day Dictionary: Molelaberate: working together on a project which includes moles
  43. Mole Day Dictionary: Moleodic: a word describing the Mole Day songs which are played over the loudspeaker
  44. Mole Day Dictionary: Moleskito: a tiny molelike creature with wings which drinks the blood of anyone who doesn’t remember when
  45. Mole Day Dictionary: Mole Day is Remoletly: obscurely having to do with a mole
  46. Mole Day Dictionary: Remolte control: a devise used by moles to watch all their favorite television shows, such as Bill Nye the Science Guy and the Discovery Channel, particularly used by lazy papa moles
  47. Mole Day Dictionary: Sophmole: anyone in the tenth grade who is taking Chemistry already
  48. Mole Day Dictionary: Thermole: an adjective describing a mole of a highly explosive substance