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March
- What did the March say to all the madness?… What’s all that bracket. (March Madness Jokes)
- Can FebruaryMarch? … No, but AprilMay!
- Why is everyone so tired on April 1?… Because they’ve just finished a long, 31 day March! (Top Spring Jokes)
- What can be seen in the middle of the months ‘April’ and ‘March’, that cannot be seen in the beginning or end of either month?… the letter “r.”
- What season is it when you are on a trampoline?… Spring-time! (Top Spring Jokes)
- The roundest knight at King Arthur’s was Sir Cumference… He ate too much Pi! (101 Pi Day Jokes)
- What is the official animal of Pi Day?… the PI – thon! (101 Pi Day Jokes)
- Why are diapers like 100 dollar bills?… They need to be changed. (101 Pi Day Jokes)
- Why is the longest human nose on record only 11 inches long?… Otherwise it would be a foot! (101 Pi Day Jokes)
- What did one calculus book say to the other?… Don’t bother me I’ve got my own problems! (101 Pi Day Jokes)
- What do you call mall friends who love math? alge “bros” (101 Pi Day Jokes)
- Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun? …. Because they’re always a little short. (Top St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
- Did you hear the joke about the statistician?… Probably. (101 Pi Day Jokes)
- Knock Knock …. Who’s there? ….Irish!… Irish Who? …. Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day! (Top St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
- Why is 6 afraid of 7?… Because 7 8 (ate) 9 (101 Pi Day Jokes)
- “I married an Irishman on St. Patrick’s Day.” ….”Oh, really?” …. “No, O’Reilly!” (Top St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
- What do you get when you cut a jack o’lantern by its diameter?… Pumpkin Pi! (Top 10 Pi Day Jokes)
- What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter?…Pi in the sky. (Top 10 Pi Day Jokes)
- 3.14% of Sailors are PI rates! (Top 10 Pi Day Jokes)
- Why don’t you iron 4-Leaf clovers? …. Because you don’t want to press your luck. (Top St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
- How is a best friend like a 4-leaf clover?…. Because they are hard to find and lucky to have. (Top St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
- Are people jealous of the Irish?… Sure, they’re green with envy! (Top St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
- How do you make a tissue dance?… Put a little boogey in it!
- Did you hear about the kidnapping?… Probably not, he is still sleeping.
- What did the math book tell the pencil?…. I have a lot of problems.
- What did the grape do when it got stepped on?….It let out a little wine!
- What season is it when you are on a trampoline?… Spring-time! (Top Spring Jokes)
- Why is the letter “A” like a spring flower?… A bee (B) comes after it! (Top Spring Jokes)
- What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?… Lily! (Top Spring Jokes)
- What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?… Shore.
- How do you get a peanut to laugh?… you crack it up!
- Why did the farmer bury all his money?… to make his soil rich! (Top Spring Jokes)
- Where can you find an ocean without water?… on a map! (Top Geography Jokes)
- Where do actors like to camp?… The Hollywoods!
- What is a robot’s favorite snack?… Computer chips!
- What do you call a fish with two knees?… A two nee fish!