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Check out our list of 365 Family Friendly Jokes and the list of the World’s Best Top 10 Jokes!

July Jokes

Top 40 4th of July Jokes

Top Summer Jokes

  1. What did one flag say to the other flag?…..Nothing. It just waved! (Top 10 4th of July Jokes)
  2. How is a healthy person like the United States?… They both have good constitutions! (Top 10 4th of July Jokes)
  3. “Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?”… “On the bottom!” (Top 10 4th of July Jokes)
  4. What dance was very popular in 1776?…Indepen-dance! (Top 10 4th of July Jokes)
  5. What was the craziest battle of the Revolutionary War?…The Battle of Bonkers Hill. (Top 40 4th of July Jokes)
  6. What did the colonists wear to the Boston Tea Party?…Tea-shirts. (Top 40 4th of July Jokes)
  7. What was the Patriots’ favorite food in the Revolutionary War? Chicken Catch-a-Tory! (Top 40 4th of July Jokes)
  8. What did the beach say as the tide came in?… Long time no sea. (Top Summer Jokes)
  9. Did you hear the joke about the baseball?… It will leave you in stitches! (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
  10. The seaside resort we visited last summer was so boring that one day the tide went out and never came back. (Top Summer Jokes)
  11. Where does a ship go when it’s sick?… To the DOCK! (Top Summer Jokes)
  12. What’s that new summer pirate movie rated?…It’s rated ARRRRRR! (Top Summer Jokes)
  13. When do you go at red and stop at green?… When you’re eating a watermelon. (Top Summer Jokes)
  14. Best Summer Vacation Book Never Written: “Where to Stay on Vacation” by Moe Tell. (Top Summer Jokes)
  15. Why did the summer school teacher wear sunglasses?…. Because her class was so bright! (Top Jokes for Teachers)
  16. How do bees get to summer school?… By school buzz. (Top Summer Jokes)
  17. What does a shark eat for dinner?… Fish and ships! (Top Summer Jokes)
  18. Why didn’t the Confederate soldier want to go to the baseball game?… He heard the Yankees were playing. (Top Social Studies Jokes)
  19. What do you call witches who live on the beach?… Sandwitches! (Top Summer Jokes)
  20. What do sheep do on sunny days?… Have a baa-baa-cue. (Top Summer Jokes)
  21. How do you prevent a Summer cold?… Catch it in the Winter! (Top Summer Jokes)
  22. Where did the sheep go on vacation?… The Baa-hamas! (Top Summer Jokes)
  23. Why don’t oysters share their pearls?… Because they’re shellfish. (Top Summer Jokes)
  24. Why can’t basketball players go on summer vacation?… They’d get called for traveling! (Top Basketball Jokes)
  25. What did one tide pool say to the other tide pool?… Show me your mussels. (Top Summer Jokes)
  26. Where did Tarzan go on summer vacation?… Hollywood and Vine. (Top Summer Jokes)
  27. What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? – It gets wet. (Top 10 Geography Jokes)
  28. What holds the sun up in the sky?… Sunbeams. (Top Summer Jokes)
  29. What race is never run?… A swimming race. (Top Summer Jokes)
  30. What did the ocean say to the sailboat? – Nothing it just waved. (Top Summer Jokes)
  31. First dog: Where do fleas go for summer vacation? Second dog: Search me! (Top Summer Jokes)