Easter Jokes: Top 40 Easter Jokes

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Some Easter Jokes for teachers and families! Enjoy!

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1. What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter? … Tired.
2. What kinds of beans never grow in a garden?… Jelly Beans
3. What do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket? …Two points, just like anyone else.
4. How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur looking good?… With a hare brush.
5. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite restaurant?… IHOP
6. Why did the old man put the Easter Bunny on his head?… Because he had no hare
7. Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter. Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Christmas.
8. Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? … He was having a bad hare day!
9. Why did the Easter egg hide? … He was a little chicken!
10. Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a good joke? … It might crack up!
11. Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs? … From Eggplants.
12. What day does an Easter egg hate the most? … Fry-days.
13. Why won’t Easter eggs go out at night? … They don’t want to get “beat up”
14. Why couldn’t the Easter egg family watch T.V.? … Because their cable was scrambled.
15. Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs? … She had to call an eggs-terminator!
16. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite Story? … A Cotton Tale
17. How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? … With a hare dryer!
18. Why was the Easter Bunny arrested? … He was charged with Hare-assment!
19. What do you call Easter when you are hopping around? … Hoppy Easter!
20. How is the Easter Bunny like LeBron James? … They’re both famous for stuffing baskets!
21. How does the Easter bunny stay healthy?… Egg-ercise and eating carrots
22. What do you call a sleepy Easter egg? … Egg-zosted!
23. Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail? … To a re-tail store!
24. What is the end of Easter? … The letter R.
25. What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? … They lived hoppily ever after!
26. What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general? … Napoleon Bunnyparte!
27. What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite state capital? … Albunny, New York!
28. What is the Easter Bunny’s favourite sport? … Basket-ball, of course!
29. Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? … Rabbit De Niro!
30. What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person? … An Easter basket case!
31. Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? … It’s a tender tail!
32. What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food? … Hop suey!
33. Where does the Easter Bunny study medicine? … John HOPkins
34. What did the Easter Bunny tweet on New Year’s Day? … Hoppy New Year.
35. What does the Easter Bunny get for a shot in the basket from “down town?” … 3 points, just like Larry Bird!
36. What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? … Join the Hare Force.
37. What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? …. One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!
38. What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? … A receding “hareline.”
39. What do you call a rabbit with fleas? … Bugs Bunny.
40. Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?… It has four rabbits’ feet!