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Some Easter Jokes for teachers and families! Enjoy!

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  1. What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter? … Tired.
  2. What kinds of beans never grow in a garden?… Jelly Beans
  3. What do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket? …Two points, just like anyone else.
  4. How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur looking good?… With a hare brush.
  5. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite restaurant?… IHOP
  6. Why did the old man put the Easter Bunny on his head?Because he had no hare
  7. Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter. Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Christmas.
  8. Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? … He was having a bad hare day!
  9. Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a good joke? … It might crack up!
  10. Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs? … From Eggplants.
  11. What day does an Easter egg hate the most? … Fry-days.
  12. Why won’t Easter eggs go out at night? … They don’t want to get “beat up”
  13. How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? … With a hare dryer!
  14. Why was the Easter Bunny arrested? … He was charged with Hare-assment!
  15. How is the Easter Bunny like LeBron James? … They’re both famous for stuffing baskets!
  16. How does the Easter bunny stay healthy?… Egg-ercise and eating carrots
  17. What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food? … Hop suey!
  18. Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail? … To a re-tail store!
  19. What is the end of Easter? … The letter R.
  20. What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? … They lived hoppily ever after!
  21. What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general? … Napoleon Bunnyparte!
  22. What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite state capital? … Albunny, New York!
  23. What is the Easter Bunny’s favourite sport? … Basket-ball, of course!
  24. What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? … A receding “hareline.”
  25. Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? … Rabbit De Niro!
  26. Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? … It’s a tender tail!
  27. What does the Easter Bunny get for a shot in the basket from “down town?” … 3 points, just like Larry Bird!
  28. What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? … Join the Hare Force.
  29. What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? …. One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!
  30. What do you call a rabbit with fleas? … Bugs Bunny.