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- Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player?… To them, “Love” means nothing. (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- What did the tennis player say before playing with vanilla ice cream?… “I’d like a soft serve, please!” (Ice Cream Jokes)
- What did one tennis ball say to the other tennis ball?… “See you round..”
- What do you serve but not eat?… A Tennis Ball.
- Why is a tennis game a noisy game?… Because each player raises a racket.
- Why are fish never good tennis players?… They don’t like getting close to the net. (Top Fishing Jokes)
- How many tennis players does it take to screw in a light bulb?… “What do you mean it was out, it was in!!!”
- Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?… When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.
- Where do ghosts play tennis?… On a tennis corpse! (Top Halloween Jokes)
- What did the tennis ball say when it got hit?… Who’s making all the racquet?
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What do you call a girl standing in the middle of a tennis court?… Annette
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Why are spiders great tennis players?… Cause they have great topspin.
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What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?… They both use drills!
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Why is it not good to play tennis in a court?… Because you might get arrested
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So did you hear about the tennis ball and the battery that got into a fight?… The battery was charged and the tennis ball is waiting to go to court.
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What’s a horse’s favorite sport?… Stable Tennis. (Top Horse Racing Jokes)
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My tennis opponent was not happy with my serve. He kept returning it.