Burrito Jokes: Burrito Jokes for Kids

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?… Nacho cheese!
What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?… Brrrr- itos.
Why can’t you trust burritos to keep a secret?… They tend to spill the beans.
What does a depressed tortilla say?… I don’t wanna taco ’bout it.
Have you heard the joke about the tortilla?… It was corny.
Did you see this week’s forecast?… Yep, cold today, hot tamale.
How do tacos say grace?… Lettuce pray.
Where are the best burritos served?… In the gulp of Mexico. (World Geography Jokes)
What do you call a tortilla chip that works out?… A macho nacho .
What do penguins like to eat?… Brrrrrrrrritos.
When do they smother a burrito in cheese?… In best queso scenario.
What do call a cat in a blanket?… A purrrrito.
Why did the man climb onto the roof of Mexican restaurant?… Because the manager said the burrito is on the house.
What is the favorite food of the North Pole?… Brrrr- itos. (Winter Jokes)
Why did the burrito blush?… Because it saw the salad dressing!
What does a nosy pepper do?… Gets jalapeño business.
What Tex-Mex food is good at math?… Inch-iladas. (Pi Day Jokes)
What do you call a cynical cow?… Sour cream.
What do you call a dangerous burrito?… Gangster wrap.

PG-13