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March Jokes
- What did Romans use to cut a string?… Caesars!
- Why was Shakespeare denied a drink at a pub?… He was bard!
- Why did Julius Caesar by crayons?… He wanted to Mark Anthony!
- Which famous Roman suffered from hay fever?… Julius Sneezer.
- Who refereed a tennis match between Julius Caesar and Mark Anthony?… The Roman Umpire!
- Can February, March? … No, but April, May!
- Why is everyone so tired on April 1?… Because they’ve just finished a long, 31 day March! (Top Spring Jokes)
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