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- President of Judo Club: “Now, what should the colors of our club be?”… Student: “I’d suggest black and blue.”
- What are the three biggest lies told in Judo? I haven’t worked out in a while. Let’s play light. Oops. I’m sorry.
- Old judo players never die, they just flip out.
- Why are the US Senior Nationals always so hot?… Because there’s hardly a fan in the place.
- Why is the skeleton afraid to do breakfalls?… Because he doesn’t have any guts. (Top Halloween Jokes)
- Why was the skeleton always left out in Judo?… Because he had no body to go with. (Top Halloween Jokes)
- What did the mummy Judo coach say at the end of practice?… “Let’s wrap this up!” (Top Halloween Jokes)
- When is a Judo player like a judge?… When he sits on the bench.
- What would you get if you crossed a Judo and the Invisible Man?… Judo like no one has ever seen.
- Why was Cinderella such a bad at Judo?… Her coach was a pumpkin.
- Why is a Judo match the coolest place to be?… Because it’s full of fans.
- Where do Judo athletes go to get a new uniform?… New Jersey (Top Geography Jokes & Top 500 Jokes for U.S. States)
- Did you hear about the judo athlete who wore two jackets when she painted the house?… The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”