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Complete list of K – 12 School Jokes!
- Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! There are many more middle school jokes.
- Why is a middle school band like a fish?…. They both have scales!
- Why are middle school cheerleaders on the bottom of the pyramid smarter than the ones at the top?… Because they understand.
- Which are the stronger days of the week?…Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
- How do middle school athletes stay cool during a game?…They sit near the fans! (Top Sports Jokes)
- How does a middle school student make a tissue dance?…Put a little boogey in it!
- Did you hear about the kidnapping at the local middle school?…Probably not, he is still sleeping.
- What did the middle school math book tell the #2 pencil?….I have a lot of problems. (Top Math Jokes & 101 Pi Day Jokes)
- What do a chicken and a middle school band have in common?….They both have drum sticks!
- What’s a middle school teacher’s favorite nation?… Expla-nation.
- What do call a middle school student afraid of Santa Claus?….Claustrophobic. (Top Christmas Jokes)
- Why is it so hot in a middle school football stadium after a game?…. All the fans have left! (Top Sports Jokes)
- Did you hear the joke about the middle school construction project?…. I’m still working on it!
- I heard they put a new wing on the middle school….That is true, but it still won’t fly.
- Where do you put smart hot dogs?…. On honor rolls! (Top Summer Jokes)
- Why did the middle school student bury all his money?…. to make his soil rich!
- Where can you find an ocean without water?….on a map! (Top Geography Jokes)
- Why did the middle school student stare at the automobile’s radio?….He wanted to watch a car-tune.
- When is a middle school theater clumsy?….When the curtain falls.
- Why was the middle school textbook in the hospital?…Because it hurt his spine.
- Why did the middle school student throw a clock out the window?…He wanted time to fly.
- What did the dentist give to the middle school marching band?…A TUBA toothpaste
- Why shouldn’t you tell the joke about the ceiling to a middle school student?… It’s way over his / her head.
- What did one middle school math book say to the other?…You think you’ve got problems. (Top Math Jokes)
- Why are fish so smart?… They travel in schools! (Top Elementary School Jokes)
- Why did the middle school put his money in the freezer? … He wanted cold hard cash!
- What state has the the loudest middle school students?… ILL-I-NOISE! (Top U.S. State Jokes)
- Why did the home economics student throw the butter out the window?… to see a butterfly!
- How was the middle school band Camping Trip?…Intense (in-tents)!
- Why are middle school mascots never hungry?…Because they are always stuffed!
- What is the only bow that a middle school student can’t tie?…Rainbow!
- What do you call a middle school student with carrots in its ears?… Anything you want, he can’t hear you!
- Why did the middle school baseball player get arrested? … Because he stole second base! (Top Sports Jokes)
- Why did middle school nurse tip toe past the medicine cabinet? … She didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills.
- Have you heard the joke about the middle school baseball? … It’ll leave you in stitches. (Top Sports Jokes)
- If two is a pair and three is a crowd, what are four and five? … Nine! (Top Math Jokes)
- What did the framed student artwork say to the wall?… I was framed!
- What did one middle school cafeteria plate say to the other plate?…Lunch (dinner, or breakfast) is on me!
- What did zero (0) say to eight (8)?…Nice belt! (Top Math Jokes)
- Why is six afraid of seven?… Because 7 ATE 9! (Top Math Jokes)
- Why did the lettuce beat the carrot in a middle school track meet?…Because it was a head! (Top Sports Jokes)
- What is a witch’s favorite class?…Spelling!
- Biology Joke: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?…He had NO BODY to go with.
- Biology Joke: What did one eye say to the other eye?… Something between us smells!
- Biology Joke: Why did the skeleton hold up the middle school barbecue?…He needed a spare rib.
- What did the under-aged middle school student say when he walked into the bar?…Ouch
- Did you hear about the middle school student who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?… He’s all right now.
- Why was the middle school trashcan sad?…He / she was dumped.
- Why did the middle school computer go to the doctors?…It had a virus.
- What is a snake’s favorite class?…Hissss-tory!