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Some Easter Jokes for teachers and families! Enjoy!
- What do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket? …Two points, just like anyone else.
- Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter. Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Xmas.
- How can you find the Easter bunny? … Eggs (x) marks the spot.
- How does the Easter bunny paint all the Easter eggs? … She hires Santa’s elves during off-season.
- Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? … He was having a bad hare day!
- What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? ….One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!
- Why did the Easter egg hide? … He was a little chicken!
- Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?… It has four rabbits’ feet!
- What do you call a bunny with a large brain? … Egghead!
- What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? … Join the Hare Force.
- How do you make a rabbit stew? … Make it wait for three hours!
- What did the gray rabbit say to the blue rabbit?… Cheer up!
- What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes hippity-BOOM hippity-BOOM? … The Easter Elephant.
- Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a good joke? … It might crack up!
- What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? … A receding “hareline”.
- What do you call a rabbit with fleas? … Bugs Bunny.
- How are rabbits like calculators? … They both multiply really fast.
- How do you get letter to a bunny? … Hare mail.
- What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter? … Tired.
- Do you know how to find the Easter bunny if he was lost? … Make a noise like a carrot; he’ll find you.
- What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear? … 14 carrot gold.
- What kind of book does a rabbit like at bedtime? … One with a “hoppy” ending.
- What does a rooster say to a hen he likes? … Your one hot chick!
- How do bunnies stay healthy? … Eggercise!
- What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade? … Hot, cross bunnies.