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101 Sports Jokes

December: Top Winter Jokes

Christmas Jokes: Sports Jokes for Christmas

  1. What is Clarence’s (It’s a Wonderful Life) favorite baseball team?… The Angels! (Christmas Trivia & Answers / (Top Baseball JokesPage #1 Google Search)
  2. If an athlete gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get?…Missile Toe! (Top Holiday Sports Jokes)
  3. What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?… Ribbon Hood (Top Archery JokesPage #1 Google Search)
  4. Why is Santa so good at karate?… Because he has a black belt! (Top Christmas Jokes)


November: Top Fall Jokes

Sports JokesSports Jokes for Veterans Day

Sports Jokes: Sports Jokes for Thanksgiving

  1. What kind of music did the Pilgrim athletes warm-up to?…Plymouth Rock! (Top Thanksgiving Day Jokes)
  2. What happened when the turkey got into a fight?… He got the stuffing knocked out of him! (Top Boxing JokesPage #1 Google Search)
  3. Gladys who?…. Gladys Thanksgiving (and time for football). Aren’t you? (Top Football Jokes)
  4. What sound does a limping football player make at a Thanksgiving Day game?…“Wobble, wobble!” (Top College Football Jokes)
  5. What was the football team suspected of with an ineligible receiver?… Fowl play. (Top College Football Jokes)
  6. Why did the player get a 15-yard penalty at the Thanksgiving Day game?… Because they use such FOWL language. (Top College Football Jokes)
  7. Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?…Yes – a building can’t jump at all. (Top States Jokes)
  8. Why did they let the turkey join the high school band at the Thanksgiving Day game?… Because he had the drumsticks.
  9. What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?… He had an arrow escape! (Top Sports JokesTop Fall Jokes)
  10. What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport?… Squash (Top Sports JokesTop Fall Jokes)


October: Top Fall Jokes

  1. Why did the scarecrow win a medal?… He was outstanding in his field. (Top Sports Jokes & Top Fall Jokes)

Columbus Day Jokes: Sports Jokes for Columbus Day

  1. How was Columbus’s ship like America’s Cup?… They’re both driven by sales! (Top Sailing Jokes)
  2. What happened when Columbus was shot at by an Indian?… He had an arrow miss. (Top Archery Jokes)
  3. What’s the difference between one of Columbus’s sailors and a monster?… One left his Spain behind and the other left his brain behind! (Top Sailing JokesTop Halloween Jokes)
  4. Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn’t a lot of strokes when you consider the course. Lee Trevino (Top Golf Jokes)

Mole Day Jokes: Top Sports Jokes for Mole Day

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  1. What are moles great to have on a team?… They have great team chemistry!
  2. What’s the mole’s favorite college football team?… The Florida State Semimoles (Top College Football Jokes)
  3. Why did Avogadro hate playing games on October 24th?… He was tense to the 23rd!
  4. What kind of fruit did Avogadro eat after playing a game?… Watermolens (Top Summer Jokes)
  5. How does Avogadro recruit athletes for his team?… By e-mole!
  6. What kind of test do student-athlete moles like best?… Mole-tiple choice.
  7. What is Avogadro’s favorite kind of warm-up music?… Rock ‘N’ Mole
  8. How did Avogadro help his team win the soccer playoffs?… he scored the winning mole. (Top Soccer Jokes)
  9. Why did people say Avogadro was a bad athlete?… They said he was slow as moleasses
  10. Which team lost the World Series in 1982?… the Molewaukee Brewers (Top Baseball JokesTop World Series Jokes)
  11. What is Avogadro’s favorite sport?… lawn moles

Halloween Jokes: Top Halloween Sports Jokes

  1. What do you get when you cross a baseball player with a monster?… a double header! (Top Baseball Jokes: Page #1 Google Search)
  2. Why did the Brookside Angels have a ghost on their team?… To add a little team spirit. (Top Baseball Jokes: Page #1 Google Search)
  3. Why was the mummy sent into the game as a pinch hitter?… Because the manager knew, once he sent the mummy in the game would be all wrapped up. (Top Baseball Jokes: Page #1 Google Search)
  4. Little League Vampire: Dad, what’s the best way to hold a bat?… Father Vampire: By the wings, son. (Top 10 Father’s Day JokesTop Baseball Jokes: Page #1 Google Search)
  5. Why are spiders good baseball players?… Because they know how to catch flies! (Top Baseball Jokes: Page #1 Google Search)
  6. Why are baseball games at night?… Because bats sleep during the day! (Bats at the Beach is a Great Summer Book!)
  7. What would you get if you crossed a pitcher and the Invisible Man?… Pitching like no one has ever seen. (Top Baseball Jokes: Page #1 Google Search)
  8. What animal is best at hitting a baseball?… A bat! (Top Baseball Jokes: Page #1 Google Search)
  9. Why did the vampire strike out?… He used the wrong bat! (Top Baseball Jokes: Page #1 Google Search)
  10. Why was the mummy sent into the game as the closer?… Because the manager knew, once he sent the mummy in the game would be all wrapped up. (Top Baseball Jokes:Page #1 Google Search)
  11. Why was Dracula on the 15-day disabled list?…He was a pain in the neck! (Top Baseball Jokes: Page #1 Google Search)
  12. When do vampires like horse racing?… When it’s neck and neck!
  13. What does a ghost keep in its stable?… Nightmares.
  14. Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to the game?… Because he had no body to go with.
  15. What kind of mail does a top vampire athlete get?… Fang mail!