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- What does the little mermaid wear?… An algae-bra.
- Why are you drumming on your algebra book with two big sticks?… Because we are studying log rhythms.
- What do you call male friends who love math? alge “bros”
- What do you get when you cross an algebra class with the prom?… The quadratic formal.
- What did algebra math book say to the other?… Don’t bother me I’ve got my own problems!
- Why was the student afraid of the y-intercept?… She thought she’d be stung by the b.
- Who invented algebra?… A Clever X-pert.
- Why did the relation need a math tutor?… It failed the vertical-line test.
- Why did the polynomial plant wilt? A: Its roots were imaginary.
- Why did the doctor send the expression to a psychiatrist?… Because it wasn’t rational.
- What wild animal is good at algebra?… The tangent lion.
- Why are you so negative?… Just take me for my absolute value!
- How can you predict how many protesters will show up at a rally?… By using a radical function.
- What do you call a snake after it drinks three cups of coffee?… A hyper boa.
- What is a smart bird’s favorite type of math?… owl-gebra
- What is Ho cubed?… HoHoHo
**(Christmas Trivia & Christmas Jokes)** - How can you tell when a factorial is enthusiastic?… It’s always enthusiastic- it has an exclamation point!
**Why is an algebra book always unhappy?… Because it always has lots of problems.**- Why did all the apples in the fruit bowl know each other?… They were core-relations.
- What shape is usually waiting for you at Stabucks?… A line.
- Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?… Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don’t need the sun!
**(Top Summer Jokes)** - How can a fisherman determine how many fish he needs to catch to make a profit?… By using a cod-ratic inequality.
**(Top Summer Jokes)** - Why is the Rational Root Theorem so polite?… It minds its p’s and q’s.
- How do you know that your dentist studied algebra?… She said all that candy gave me exponential decay.
- Why won’t Goldilocks drink a glass of water with 8 pieces of ice in it?… It’s too cubed.
- What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?… Nothing! You know you can’t cross a scalar and a vector.
- How did the chicken find the inverse?… It reflected the function across y = eggs.
- What is purple and commutative?… An abelian grape
- Why did the imaginary number turn red?… It ran out of i-drops.
- How does a ghost solve a quadratic equation?… By completing the scare.
- What is a proof?… One-half percent of alcohol.
- What is the definition of a polar bear?… A rectangular bear after a coordinate transformation.
- Why was the matrix arrested?… Illegal entry.
- What do you call a rodent with babies?… A quad-rat-ic parent.
- What do you get when you cross a linebacker with a computer geek?… A linear programmer.
- Knock, Knock… Who’s there?… Polly… Polly who?… Polynomial.
**Teacher:**“What is seven Q plus three Q?”**Student:**“Ten Q”**Teacher:**“You’re Welcome.”**(Top Teacher Jokes)****Parent:**Did you study your algebra lesson at the family reunion?**Student:**Sure, it was a function with relations.**Teacher:**Why did your mother and father do your algebra homework?**Student:**They really understand parent functions.**(Top Teacher Jokes)****Teacher:**Let’s find the square root of 1 million.**Student:**Don’t you think that’s a bit too radical?**(Top Teacher Jokes)****Surgeon:**Nurse! I have so many patients! Who do I work on first?**Nurse:**Simple. Use the order of operations.**Teacher:**Your behavior reminds me of square root of 2?**Student:**Why?**Teacher:**Because its’ completely irrational.**(Top Teacher Jokes)****Student:**The artist Picasso must have been really good at algebra.Why do you say that?**Teacher:****Student:**He was a famous cubist, so he probably had to do a lot of factoring.**(Top Teacher Jokes)**