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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best reindeer jokes for #Christmas.
- Grinch Jokes: “If I can’t find a reindeer, I’ll make one instead!” What was the Grinch’s dog’s name?… Max.
- Ice Cream Jokes: Where did the reindeer family go for ice cream during the summer?… Deery Queen.
- How much did Santa’s sleigh cost?… Nothing, it was on the house.
- Christmas Eve Jokes: Why are reindeer always so happy the night of Christmas Eve?… Because they’re on top of the world!
- Smile Jokes: Why was one of the reindeer afraid to smile?… He didn’t want to show off his buck teeth.
- What do the reindeer use to wipe off their sleigh?… Santa-tizer.
- Christmas Tree Jokes: What do reindeer use to decorate their Christmas trees?… Horn-aments.
- Christmas Tree Jokes: How do you turn a Christmas tree into a reindeer?… You put on HORNaments!
- What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked in the sky?… “Looks like #rain, dear.”
- The World’s Best Basketball Jokes: What is Rudolph’s favorite NBA basketball team?… The Milwaukee Bucks.
- What should you give a reindeer with a stomachache?… Elk-a-seltzer.
- Astronomy Jokes: What’s a reindeer’s go-to cleaning product?… Comet.
- Astronomy Jokes: What’s a reindeer’s go-to favorite astronomy topic?… Comet.
- Which reindeer tries to fly around on Valentine’s Day instead?… Cupid.
- Coffee Jokes: Where do reindeer get their coffee?… Starbucks.
- Why does Scrooge love reindeer so much?… Because every single buck is dear to him!
- What do reindeer say before telling a joke?… This one will sleigh you!
- December Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Olive… Olive, who?… Olive the other reindeer.
- Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad#manners?… Rude-olph!
- How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?…He looks at his calen-”deer!”
- Which of Santa’s helpers never bring an umbrella with them?… Rain deer!
- What do bystanders say when reindeer go sledding?… “You just flew down that hill!”
- The World’s Best Basketball Jokes: What’s a reindeer’s favorite basketball team?… The Orlando Magic.
- Teacher Jokes for December: Why did Rudolph get a bad report card?… Because he went down in history.
- Did you know that Rudolph the Reindeer never went to school?… He was elf taught.
- Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?… Because they’re Santa’s star bucks!
- What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?… No eye-deer.
- What do you call a reindeer with no eyes and no legs?… Still, no eye-deer.
- What do naughty reindeer eat for breakfast?… Co-coal Puffs.
- Why did #Santa bring 22 reindeer to #Walmart?… Because what he wanted to buy cost around 20 bucks, but just in case it was more, he brought some extra doe.
- What reindeer game do reindeer play at sleepovers?… Truth or deer.
- What’s worse than a reindeer with a runny nose?… A snowman with a fever! (Snowman Jokes)
- Which one of Santa’s reindeer has the best moves at the reindeer prom?… Dancer! (Prom Jokes & Reindeer Jokes)
- What do reindeer say every time they take a picture on a housetop?… “Click click click.”
- What did the reindeer say to the football player?… “Your Blitzen days are over!” (Football Jokes)
- What has four legs, a shiny nose, and fought for England?… Rudolph the Redcoat Reindeer! (American Revolution Jokes)
- How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?…He looks at his calen-”deer”!
- Where would a reindeer go to find her lost tail?…”Re-tail” store.
- What did Santa say when the reindeer were being sassy?… “Don’t be rude-olph!”
- Why were the reindeer still in the barn when they were supposed to be with Santa?… They were stalling.
- Which Elton John song describes one of Santa’s small reindeer perfectly?… “Tiny Dancer.”
- Did you know Santa had only eight reindeer last Christmas?… Comet stayed home to clean the sink.
- How can Santa deliver presents during a thunderstorm?… His sleigh is flown by raindeer.
- What’s the difference between Santa’s reindeer and a knight?… One slays the dragon, and the other’s draggin’ the sleigh. (Knight Jokes)
- One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, “It’s going to rain.”His wife asked, “How do you know?”“Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.” (Viking Jokes)
- Where do you find reindeer?… It depends on where you leave them!
- What did Santa say Mrs. Claus to when he looked in the sky?… “Looks like rain, dear.” (Reindeer Jokes)
- What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?… RUDEolph.
- Why is a reindeer like a gossip?… Because they are both tail bearers! (Reindeer Jokes)
- What did the reindeer say to the elf?… Nothing…reindeer can’t talk! (Elf Jokes & Reindeer Jokes)
- What’s the worst kind of weather you can get on Christmas Eve?… Acid raindeer. (Christmas Eve Jokes)
- Why did Prancer keep stopping the music when he was DJing a rooftop party… ? Because “up on the housetop, reindeer pause.”
- Why did Santa tell the reindeer to stop making fun of Rudolph’s nose?… It was impo-light.
- What did Blitzen say to Donner when he noticed Donner was wearing a watch?… “Time flies!”
- What did Mrs. Claus tell Santa when the reindeer flew by wearing bright pastels?… “They passed with flying colors!”
- Why couldn’t the elves keep the reindeer in the barn?… It was unstable.
- What do the other reindeer call Rudolph?… Names.
- Why do reindeer enjoy doing yoga… It makes them feel (Blit)zen.
- What did Vixen say after Dasher angrily threw a snowball at the other reindeer?… “That’s cold.”
- What’s a reindeer’s favorite football tactic?… Running a Blitz(en).
- Can you name all of Santa’s reindeer?… No, they already have names.
- What could be said about a reindeer’s personality?… “It glows (like a lightbulb).”
- Why do reindeer like Beyoncé so much?… She sleighs.
- What caused all the reindeer to have red noses like Rudolph?… It was freezing outside.
- Why is putting on highlighter Rudolph’s best-kept beauty secret?… It gives him his infamous shiny nose.
- What kind of stuffed animal do reindeer love to cuddle with?… Stuffed (Ru)dolphins.
- Which one of Santa’s reindeer has the best moves?… Dancer.
- How do reindeer know that Christmas is coming?… They look at their calen-deer.
- The reindeer traveled down to go where?… In history.
- Which street in France is every reindeer’s favorite to fly through?… Rue Dolph.
- What’s a reindeer’s favorite TV show to watch?… Glee.
- What’s a weather condition that’s difficult to fly in?… (North) polar vortex.
What do the reindeer call the lanterns up at the North Pole?… “Northern lights.” - How did the reindeer feel when they had fleas?… It really ticked them off.
- Which of Santa’s reindeer do dinosaurs dislike most?… Comet.
- Why do reindeer wear fur coats ?… Because they would look silly in plastic macs! (Reindeer Jokes)
- Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners?… Rude-olph!
- How can Christmas trees grow so big?… When they get enough rein, deer. (Christmas Tree Jokes)
- How do you turn a Christmas tree into a reindeer?… You put on HORNaments. (Christmas Tree Jokes)
- What does Santa clean his sleigh with?… Comet.
- How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?…He looks at his calen-”deer”!
- Knock, knock…Who’s there?…Olive…Olive, who?…Olive the other reindeer. (Holiday Knock Knock Jokes)
- How do you make a slow reindeer fast?… Don’t feed it!
- Where do you find reindeer?… It depends on where you leave them!
- What did the reindeer say to the elf?… Nothing…reindeer can’t talk!
- Why were the reindeer so itchy?… They had antarc-ticks.
- What does a reindeer call their significant other?… Cari-boo.
- What do you call Santa’s reindeer wranglers?… Jolly ranchers.
- 4Does everyone in the North Pole think Santa’s reindeer are a great team?… Yep, that’s what they’ve herd.
- What’s worse than a #reindeer with a runny nose?… A snowman with a fever!