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  1. December Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Christmas Wreath jokes.
  2. We love @ReeseW @SAGawards @BruceyWillis! What are some great Christmas #actors, #actresses, and performers… “Wreath Witherspoon,” “Spruce Willis,” “Judy Garland.” #music #ChristmasCountdown #movies #acting
  3. We love @the_kringle @INDEPENDENCENHP @ArethaFranklin! So for #Christmas, I decided to hang a decoration that shows both my love for #music and for our Founding Fathers… It’s a #wreath of Franklin. #sschat #ChristmasCountdown 
  4. How does the #Grinch measure Christmas wreaths?… In grinches. #Christmas #ChristmasCountdown 
  5. #MerryChristmas #HappyHolidays @NBA @ArethaFranklin! Who is the best choice of a musical artist to sing the National Anthem at an #NBA game on Christmas Day?… A “wreath” a Franklin. #music #ChristmasCountdown
  6. We love @TDBank_US! What do you call a wreath made of $100 bills?… Aretha Franklins! #music #ChristmasCountdown #ChristmasTrees
  7. #MerryChristmas #HappyHolidays @legalseafoods a great #giftcard for #Christmas! What kind of #wreaths do #fish hang on their doors?… Coral wreaths. #ChristmasCountdown #ChristmasTrees #Christmas #Christmas2023
  8. I told my #girlfriend that the wreath she bought was great, but please make sure it doesn’t block the doorway… Because then it would be a Great Barrier Wreath. #ChristmasCountdown #GreatBarrierReef
  9. What are some great #Christmas #actors, #actresses, and #performers to be cast in a Christmas Carol… “Wreath Witherspoon,” “Spruce Willis,” “Judy Garland.” #ChristmasCountdown 
  10. For Christmas all I want is a circle of $100 bills… Ya know, a wreath of Franklins. #ChristmasCountdown #geometry
  11. Why did the #soul #musician pay $100 for a wreath?… The price was “a wreath, a Franklin.” #ChristmasCountdown #ChristmasTrees #Christmas #Christmas2023 #music
  12. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about #ChristmasWreaths? #Christmas #ChristmasCountdown 
  13. We love @ArethaFranklin! Who is the greatest singer of #Christmas #songs?… A-wreathe-a Franklin. #ChristmasCountdown #ChristmasTrees #Christmas2023
  14. I told the #kids I was naming our wreath. . . A-wreath-a Franklin. The #Queen of front door decor. #ChristmasCountdown #ChristmasTrees #Christmas #Christmas2023 #music
  15. #MerryChristmas @FortMcHenryNPS! What version of the National Anthem is most popular in #highschool gyms before a #basketball game during the #Christmas season?… A “wreath” a Franklin. #music #ChristmasCountdown
  16. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… #June who?… June know how to tell a good Christmas wreath knock-knock joke? #ChristmasCountdown #ChristmasTrees #Christmas #Christmas2023 #summer
  17. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Christmas wreath knock knock jokes?
  18. #MerryChristmas #HappyHolidays @LLBean Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe make a Christmas Wreath? #ChristmasCountdown #ChristmasTrees #Christmas #Christmas2023 #Canoes
  19. Who is the greatest #ChristmasConcert #singer?… A-wreathe-a Franklin. #ChristmasCountdown #ChristmasTrees #Christmas #Christmas2023 #canoes #music
  20. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe spell Christmas Wreath? #ChristmasCountdown #ChristmasTrees #Christmas #Christmas2023 #spelling
  21. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe buy me a #ChristmasWreath? #ChristmasCountdown #ChristmasTrees #Christmas #Christmas2023 #ChristmasWreaths
  22. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe help me hang the Christmas Wreath? 
  23. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe teach me how to make a Christmas Wreath? 
  24. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe believe how beautiful the Christmas Wreath is?
  25. #ChristmasTrees #Christmas #Christmas2023 #surfing
  26. I knew someone who died in a #skydiving accident. Their #funeral wreath was in the shape of a #parachute… After all, that’s what they would’ve wanted. #ChristmasCountdown #ChristmasTrees #Christmas 
  27. My friend drowned, so at the #funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a life jacket… It’s what he would have wanted. #ChristmasCountdown #ChristmasTrees #Christmas #Christmas2023 #swimming
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  29. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Christmas wreath knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  30. So for Christmas, I decided to hang a decoration that shows both my love for music and for our Founding Fathers… It’s a wreath of Franklin. (Music Jokes & American Revolution Jokes)
  31. Looking for some Celebrity Christmas puns such as “Wreath Witherspoon,” “Spruce Willis,” “Judy Garland.”
  32. I saw a hearse today carrying a wreath that spelled “Dad”… I think they left the “E” out…
  33. Who is the greatest singer of Christmas songs?… A-wreathe-a Franklin
  34. Since ancient times, magic practices in Hawaii have depended on placing flower wreaths along specific paths around the island… They rely on these lei-lines.
  35. The heart shaped wreath at the funeral of a a cardiologist… makes one wonder for the funeral of a gynecologist.
  36. The heart shaped wreath at the funeral of a a cardiologist… makes one wonder for the funeral of a proctologist.
  37. Which famous person do you get when you make a wreath out of $100 bills?… Aretha Franklin.