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- What do you get if cross a Turtle with a Giraffe?… A Turtle-Neck (Giraffe Jokes for Kids)
- Why can’t a tortoise eat McDonald’s food?… Because, it is too slow for fast food! (Fast Food Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross a turtle and a porcupine?… a slow-poke. (Porcupine Jokes for Kids)
- Why did the turtle cross the main road?… To get to the Shell station. He was running on empty!
- What happens when your kids want to buy a tortoise?… You shell out a lot of money.
- How did the turtle get off his back?… He rocked and rolled!
- What did the turtle say to the surfing turtle?… You’re turtally wicked!
- What do turtles use to communicate?… A shellphone!
- What does a turtle do on it’s birthday?… It shellebrates!
- What kind of photos does a turtle take?… Shellfies.
- What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?… a turtle disaster.
- What kind of turtles and are easy to see?… Green See Turtles. (Ocean Jokes)
- Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?… To the shell-block.
- Why is turtle wax so expensive?… Because their ears are so small! (Biology Jokes for Kids)
- What do you call a turtle with 6 feet?… A 6-foot turtle.
- What happens when you bring a turtle to a party?… It becomes a shellebration.
- What did the cow say to the turtle?… Get a moove on! (Cow Jokes for Kids)
- What do you call a famous turtle?… A shellebrity.
- What is a Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?… Peanut butter and jellyfish.
- What happens when you get into fight with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?… You get shell shocked.
- What kind of jokes do sea turtles tell?… Shell-arious ones!
- What does a turtle need to ride a bike?… A shellmet.
- What do you call a sea turtle that flies?… A shell-icopter!
- What do you get when you cross a pig and a tortoise?… A slow-pork. (Pig Jokes for Kids)
- If a turtle loses it’s shell is it naked or homeless?
- What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?… They have shell-a-bration!
- Why did the turtle cross the road?… To get to the shell station!
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- What did turtle say to the taco?… My shell or yours?