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  1. Why did the soccer ball quit the team?… It was tired of being kicked around.
  2. Why do soccer players do well in school?… Because they know how to use their heads. (180 School Jokes)
  3. What lights up a soccer stadium?… A soccer match
  4. What kind of tea do soccer players drink?… Penal-Tea
  5. Why did the soccer player bring string to her game?… So she could tie the score
  6. What is a ghost’s favorite position in soccer?… Ghoul keeper. (101 Halloween Jokes)
  7. How did the soccer field get all wet?… The players dribbled all over it.
  8. Why can’t Cinderella play soccer?… Because she always runs away from the ball.
  9. What runs around a soccer field but never moves?… A fence!
  10. Why didn’t the dog want to play soccer?… He was a boxer.
  11. What game do girls dislike?… Soccer (sock her).
  12. What did the bumble bee forward say after getting a goal?… Hive scored
  13. When is a soccer player like a judge?… When he sits on the bench.
  14. How do we know that soccer referees are happy?…. Because they whistle while they work.
  15. What kind of soccer team cries when it loses?… A bawl (ball) club.
  16. Why isn’t soccer played in the jungle always fair?… Because of the cheetahs (cheaters).
  17. Why do soccer players make the honor roll in school?… Because they know how to use their heads. (180 School Jokes)
  18. What do you call an person from (country of your choice) in the World Cup Final?… Referee.
  19. Why do so many Americans play soccer?… So they don’t have to watch it on TV.
  20. What’s the difference between (country of your choice)’s world cup soccer squad and a teabag?… A tea bag stays in the cup longer.
  21. What’s the difference between (country of your choice) and an albatross?…An albatross has got two decent wings.
  22. What is the difference between (country of your choice) and the Bermuda triangle?… The Bermuda triangle has three points.
  23. What happens when the opposition cross the halfway line against (country of your choice)?… They score.
  24. How do soccer players stay cool during a game?… They stand near the fans!
  25. Why did the soccer player bring string to the game?… So he could tie the score.
  26. Why was Cinderella such a bad soccer player?… Her coach was a pumpkin. (Top Halloween Jokes)
  27. Where do soccer players go to get a new uniform?… New Jersey (Top Geography Jokes & Top 500 Jokes for U.S. States)
  28. What would you get if you crossed a soccer player and the Invisible Man?… Soccer like no one has ever seen.
  29. What did the mummy soccer coach say at the end of practice?… “Let’s wrap this up!” (Top Halloween Jokes)
  30. Why was the skeleton always left out in a soccer game?… Because he had no body to go with. (Top Halloween Jokes)
  31. Which soccer player has the biggest cleats?… The one with the biggest feet.
  32. What position do ghosts play in soccer?… Ghoulie
  33. What is it called when a dinosaur gets a goal?… A dino-score.
  34. Why was the soccer field wet on a sunny day?… The players dribbled all over it.
  35. How do birds cheer for their soccer teams?… They egg them on.
  36. Why did the chicken get ejected from the soccer game?… For persistent fowl play.