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- 2022 Beijing Winter Olympics Jokes
- Winter Olympics Jokes
- 2022 Jokes
- (Winter Olympics Knock Knock Jokes)
- (Winter Olympics Jokes)
- (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes)
- (Summer Olympic Jokes)
Dates for 2022 Winter Olympics February 4th – February 20th
- Knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… Who are you cheering for in snowboarding at the Winter Olympics in Beijing? (Winter Olympics Knock Knock Jokes)
- Why can’t Shaun White listen to vinyl at the Olympics?… He already broke all the records. (Music Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
- This guy walks into a bar and says “Hey, you guys wanna hear a snowboard joke?” The bartender says, “I’m a snowboarder. The guy on your right is a snowboarder. Same with the guy on your left, and the guy behind you.” So the guy says, “OK. I’ll tell it a little more slowly then…” (Beer Jokes)
- What do snowboarders do when they’re really talented?… GoPro.
- How does a snowboarder deliver his messages?… By Air Mail. (Mailman Jokes)
- Did you hear about the snowboarder who broke his elbow?… It was rather humerus. (Doctor Jokes)
- Why does toilet paper like snowboarding?.. Because it’s the fastest way to get to the bottom.
- What instrument does a snowboarder play?… Air Guitar. (365 Music Jokes)
- Why are most snowboard jokes one-liners?… So the skiers can understand them.
- How many snowboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?… 27. One to do it, eight to say they could do it better, and the rest to sit on the landing.
- What is the difference between a snowboard instructor and a snowboard student?… Three days.
- What were the snowboarder’s last words? “DUDE, WATCH THIS!!”
- What were the skier’s last words?… “I think I’ll try snowboarding.”
- How does a snowboarder introduce himself?… “Ohhhh, sorry dude!”
- What’s the difference between a snowboarding instructor and God?… God doesn’t think he is a snowboard instructor.
- On a date, what does a ski instructor say after the first hour?… “That’s enough talk about me; now let’s talk about snowboarding.”
- How do you become a millionaire as a snowboard instructor?… Start out a billionaire.
- What do you call a snowboarder without a significant other?… Homeless.
- Three snowboarders are in a car. Who’s driving?… The police.
- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Winter Olympics jokes.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the Winter Olympics?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Winter Olympics knock-knock joke?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Winter Olympics knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- A book never written: “The Olympic Trials” by Willy Qualify. (Book Jokes)
- What did the groundhog’s trainer tell him before the Winter Olympics?… Gopher gold. (Ground Hog Day Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the Winter Olympics in Beijing? (Winter Olympics Knock Knock Jokes)
- A book never written: “How to Win at the Winter Olympics” by Vick Tori. (Book Jokes)
- Why do Canadians do well in the Winter Olympics?… Because they always bring their eh Game. (Canada Jokes)
- The Easter Bunny joined the Olympics… He heard first place gets 24 carrots. (Easter Jokes)
- Why was the Winter Olympian not able to listen to music?… Because he broke the record! (Music Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
- The anti-vax Olympic hockey team lose every game…. Apparently they never take any shots. (World’s Best Basketball Jokes)
- What did the hot dog say when it won a gold medal?… I’m a wiener! (Hot Dog Jokes)
- Why do Canadians do well in the curling at Winter Olympics?… Because they always bring their eh game. (Canada Jokes)
- What is a snowboarders favorite game?… Ice Spy with my little eye.
- Which country brought the most competitors to the 2022 Winter Olympics?… Brazil. They brought 8 Brazilian athletes.
- Why don’t snowboarders shop at Big Lots?… Because they prefer Ollie’s.
- Why did the snowboarder want a divorce?… Because he thought his wife was a flake.
- What do snowboarders order from Fast Food Restaurants?… Icebergs with chilli sauce.
- What do you call a gangsta snowboarder?… Froze-T.