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- Knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… Who are you cheering for in the Winter Olympics in Beijing? (Winter Olympics Knock Knock Jokes)
- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Winter Olympics jokes.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the Winter Olympics?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Winter Olympics knock-knock joke?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Winter Olympics knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- A book never written: “The Olympic Trials” by Willy Qualify. (Book Jokes)
- What did the groundhog’s trainer tell him before the Winter Olympics?… Gopher gold. (Ground Hog Day Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the Winter Olympics in Beijing? (Winter Olympics Knock Knock Jokes)
- A book never written: “How to Win at the Winter Olympics” by Vick Tori. (Book Jokes)
- Why do Canadians do well in the Winter Olympics?… Because they always bring their eh Game. (Canada Jokes)
- The Easter Bunny joined the Olympics… He heard first place gets 24 carrots. (Easter Jokes)
- Why was the Winter Olympian not able to listen to music?… Because he broke the record! (Music Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
- The anti-vax Olympic hockey team lose every game…. Apparently they never take any shots. (World’s Best Basketball Jokes)
- What did the hot dog say when it won a gold medal?… I’m a wiener! (Hot Dog Jokes)
- Why do Canadians do well in the curling at Winter Olympics?… Because they always bring their eh game. (Canada Jokes)
- Which country brought the most competitors to the 2022 Winter Olympics?… Brazil. They brought 8 Brazilian athletes.
- Say what you want about skiing… ..but the sports going downhill, FAST!
- A book never written: “The Alpine Skiing Olympic Trials” by Willy Qualify.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Alpine Skiing?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Alpine Skiing knock-knock joke?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Alpine Skiing knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about skiing.
- Say what you want about skiing… ..but the sports going downhill, FAST!
- What do you call a slow skier?… A slopepoke!
- How many ski instructors does it take to change a light bulb?… 2, one to change the bulb and one to say “Nice turn, nice turn!”
- I broke up with my girlfriend on a ski trip… Our relationship was going downhill.
- Ski Pun: I used to be a professional ski athlete… It just went downhill from there. (
- Ski Pun: Don’t get into skiing… It’s a slippery slope.
- Ski Pun: Old skiers go downhill fast.
- Ski Pun: I figured out why ski resorts are so funny… They’re hillareas.
- Ski Pun:Ski lifts always chair me up.
- Somebody asked me recently why I took up downhill skiing… I told them uphill skiing was far too difficult.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about skiing?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good skiing knock-knock joke?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good skiing knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- I was passing gym class with flying colors until we got to the skiing unit… It was downhill from there.
- I was at a ski resort for a psychiatry convention… I’ve never seen so many Freudians slips.
- I thought taking a job as a ski instructor would be great… But it really went downhill fast.
- The skiing trip started well but after I lost my glove at the top of one of the slopes.. it was downhill from there.
- How can you make a small fortune teaching skiing?… Start with a big one!
- How many ski instructors does it take to change a light bulb?… A dozen. One to unscrew the bulb and the rest to analyze the turns.
- My local ski resort was ripped off last week for around $900… The robber stole a burger, two beers, and some chips.
- I warned him about starting his own ski resort… It’s a slippery slope. (Skiing Jokes)
- What did one skier say to the other?… Alpine for you when you’re gone. (Skiing Jokes)
- What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?… Alp! (Skiing Jokes)
- What do skiers use to correct their mistakes?… Whiteout.
- How do snowboarders introduce themselves?… “Sorry dude”
- How many telemark skiers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?… Two. One to turn the build while the other says “nice turns brah!”
- How do you get a snowboarder off your porch?… Pay him for the pizza.
- What do skiers get from sitting on the snow too long?… Polaroids
- How do you know when a ski instructor walks into the room?… Don’t worry, he’ll tell you.
- “You know what Telemarking means in Norwegian?… Wait for me!”
- What’s the difference between a ski instructor and a mutual fund?… Eventually the fund will mature and make a little money!
- What do you call a ski bum who has broken up with his girlfriend?… Homeless!
- What do you call a ski bum who has broken up with her boyfriend?… Homeless!
- Why are ski respirts so funny?… Because they’re hill areas.
- Why are mountains so funny?… Because they’re hill areas.
- What do skiers eat for lunch?… Icebergers
- How can you make a small fortune learning how to ski?… Start with a big one.
- Where does a skier keep his money?… In a snow bank.
- How many ski instructors does it take to change a light bulb?… A dozen. One to unscrew the bulb and the rest to analyze the turns.
- What do skiers eat for breakfast?… Frosted Flakes.
- What is a skiers favorite type of candy?… Snow caps.
- What kind of parties do skiers go to?… Snowballs.
- What do skiers call their list of things they want to do in their lifetime?… Brain Bucket list
- What do you get when you cross a skier and a vampire?… Frostbite.
- Why was the skier taken to the hospital?… He hurt his ski bum.
- How does a skiers get to work?… By icicle.
- A novice skier often jumps to contusions.
- I retired from skiing… My skills were just going downhill.
- Which skiers wear the biggest boots?… The one with the biggest feet!
- Why was Cinderella such a bad alpine skier?… Her ski instructor was a pumpkin.
- Which movie is a favorite of downhill skiers?… “The Little Mermaid” because it has Aerial in it.
- What do ski repairmen eat their meals on?… Baseplates
- Why should you always invite a skier to Thanksgiving dinner?… They’re great at carving.
- Why did the dairy farmer move to a ski area?… He heard that skiers do milk runs.
- Why did the stock broker go to the ski resort?… He wanted to meet moguls.
- Why did the beginner skier go to the pet store?… He was told he needed salopettes.
- Why did the skier always expect the worst when he reached the top of the mountain?… knew it was all downhill from there…
- How do skiers correct their typing mistakes?… White out!
- What do skiers like most about school?… Snow and tell.
- How do skiers get to work?… By icicle.
- Why did the skier only wear one boot?… He heard there would be a 50% chance of snow.
- What happened when an icicle landed on the skiers head?… It knocked him out cold.
- Why did the farmer bring cattle to the ski mountain?… He heard it was the best place for steers (sounds like skiers).
- What do you call the heels on ski boots? … Ski lifts.
- Why aren’t skiers fun to be around when they’re going up a mountain on a lift?… Because they’re always looking down on you.
- Financial tip: Don’t invest in skiing companies… The entire sport is going downhill fast.
- Why are scrambled eggs like a losing alpine skier?… Because they’ve both been beaten.
- What do you call a monkey who wins an Olympic gold medal for downhill skiing?… A chimpion.
- Three snowboarders are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving?… The police.
- What is the difference between God and a Ski Schooler?… God doesn’t think he’s a Ski Schooler…
- What’s the difference between a ski bum and a pizza pie?… The pizza can actually feed a family of four.
- I am getting snow board of mountains… please may we stop skiing.
- When I went to France to learn how to ski… I even needed Alp getting on the chairlift.
- I had been feeling quite down for the beginning of the skiing trip, all until I got to the top of the run… It was just the lift I needed!
- Some guy I know from school just brushed past me without a skiing jacket on… I think he was giving me the cold shoulder.
- After I did my first ski jump my dad patted me on the back and said “I glove you.”
- My friend had his birthday out on the slopes during our skiing trip, so we all sang ‘Freeze a jolly good fellow!’
- Alpine for the slopes once I am back home.
- I was skiing so fast down the slopes and crashed into a drift at the bottom… It was a total whiteout!
- I wasn’t meant to be going on the skiing trip with my parents but I hid in the back of the car. When we arrived they called me the snowaway.
- I didn’t realize how good I would be at going down the slopes… I thought I had peaked when I rode the chairlift.
- If you aren’t cracking a smile while skiing on the mountain then you need to have a little change in altitude!
- During ski season… I try to keep a snow profile.
- No matter what happens when skiing… the snow must go on.
- When you are as fast and as experienced a skier as me, the snow conditions can really make a difference… I always say with great powder comes great responsibility.
- After a long day out skiing, I want to go to a snowball so I can dance like snowbody’s watching.
- I was easily sled in the wrong direction when I was younger, but now I snow where to go myself.
- I snow full well my skiing skills have a long way to come.
- For those in the snow, skiing can be pretty easy.
- When skiing on the beginners slope, I am such a snow burn.
- Why do I feel so good when my life and all my friends are going downhill?
- Why go to the beach?… I’d rather be by the ski-side.
- We want better snow!… Powder to the people!
- To ski or not to ski, that’s a no-brainer.
- I’m taking it ice and easy on my first time skiing.
- Skiing Pick-up Line: I can’t take my ice off you!
- Ski Pun: Ski you later.
- Ski Pun: I’m never board, because I always ski.
- I recently got very addicted to skiing… My doctor told me I’m going down a slippery slope
- Ski Pun: I have to take care of my mental well-skiing.
- Ski Pun: I am a snowboarder at heart, going skiing is an absolute last resort!
- Ski Pun: I’m going down this hill like there’s snow tomorrow.
- A friend and I got into a fight on a ski lift… It was an uphill battle.
- Ski Pun: I am snowboard of all the skiers in this resort.
- Ski Pun: I made the switch to snowboard because I knew I was going down a slippery slope with skiing.
- Ski Pun: Last time I went to the slopes was at Christmas… It really was the ski-son to be jolly.
- Ski Pun: When I make new friends on the ski slopes I say, “Ice to meet you.”
- Ski Pun: Every snow often I like to go skiing.
- Ski Pun: Okay, so there’s a beginners slope here, there’s intermediate there, there and there, and snow on and snow forth.
- Ski Pun: Out on the slopes in the morning, it’s frost come, frost served.
- Ski Pun: My local ski slopes are looking for winterns to make tea.
- Ski Pun: I’d like to ski across the whole white world.
- Ski Pun: Frost impressions matter out on the slopes!
- Ski Pun: Why wait until spring to go skiing?… There’s snow time like the present!
- Ski Pun: I have only been skiing once or ice before.
- Did you hear about the man who lost his left arm and leg in a skiing accident?… He ended up being all right.
- How do Jewish skiers greet each other?… Slalom.
- I need everyone to wish me luck. I have a meeting at the bank later and if all goes well, I will be out of debt… I’m so excited I can barely put on my ski mask.
- Why shouldn’t you let somebody who just got out of rehab go skiing?… Because it’s a slippery slope.
- What do you call three Russians skiing down a small hill?… A Triple Low Ski.
- What does a blind man use to ski?… A skiing eye dog.
- I went skiing yesterday. It was fun but I broke arm… I guess skiing has its downsides.
- What is a beer enthusiast’s favorite kind of skis?… Brew-skies!!
- As I got off the chairlift, I came to the realization that skiing is not for me… It all went downhill from there.
- What is the difference between a ski instructor and a skiing student?… 3 days.
- What is a skiers favorite game?… Ice Spy with my little eye…
- Why did the Ski Instructor want a divorce?… Because he thought his wife was a flake.
PG-13 jokes
- How can you make a small fortune teaching skiing?… Start with a big one!
- What’s the difference between a ski instructor and a mutual fund?… Eventually the fund will mature and make a little money!
- How do snowboarders introduce themselves?… “SORRY DUDE”
- What is the last thing a snowboarder ever says?… “Dude, watch this!”