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January Jokes

1. January 1st: Planet Fitness @PlanetFitness (151K followers) We’re here to get real about fitness. Those unrealistic fitness standards you see? They’re all bullfit. And we’re here to #STOPtheBULLFIT.
2. Dunder Mifflin Peacock @peacockTV (99K followers) Welcome to #DunderPeacock, Dunder Mifflin’s newest branch.#TheOffice is streaming now – every episode, extras, and exclusives! PeacockTV.com
3. Olive Garden @olivegarden (420K followers) We’re all family here! Order ToGo online for Carside Pickup or call for Delivery.U.S. & Canada olivegarden.com
4. January 4th National Spaghetti Day Barilla US @BarillaUS (23K followers) Benvenuti! Follow for the spaghetti. Stay for the linguine, fettuccine, rigatoni, & farfalle…. Share and tag us in your creations with #BarillaUS #BarillaLove Barilla.comJoined April 2011
5. January 5th National Bird Day Audubon Society @audubonsociety (184.2K followers) The original tweeters. Audubon protects birds and the places they need, today and tomorrow.U.S. audubon.org
6. Senator-Elect Reverend Raphael Warnock @ReverendWarnock (650K followers) US Senate candidate, GA-Special Pastor. Advocate. Savannah born & raised. @Morehouse alum. Senator-Elect from Georgia.Georgia warnockforgeorgia.com
7. Vice President Mike Pence@VP (10.5M followers) US government account Vice President Mike Pence. Husband, father, & honored to serve as the 48th Vice President of the United States. Tweets may be archived: http://wh.gov/privacy Washington, D.C. Whitehouse.gov
8. National Guard @USNationalGuard Official tweets from National Guard Bureau. National Guard: America’s First Military Responders. (Following, RTs & links ≠ endorsement.)54 states, territories and DC nationalguard.mil
9. Twitter @Twitter (60M followers) What’s happening?!everywhere about.twitter.com
10. Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills (1M followers) The official Twitter of the Buffalo Bills.Orchard Park, NY linktr.ee/buffalobills
11. January 11th: National Milk Day: National Dairy Council @NtlDairyCouncil (13K followers) National Dairy Council is dedicated to nutrition education & communicating the health benefits associated with consuming three daily servings of dairy. United Statesnationaldairycouncil.org
12. Alabama Football @AlabamaFTBL (1M followers) The Official Twitter Account of The University of Alabama Football Team
13. got milk? @gotmilk (13K followers) Real dairy #milk is the real deal. No imitators here. Pour a glass and find out why such a long-standing tradition is still going strong.California, USA gotmilk.com
14. Winnie The Pooh @PoohBearQuote (36.5K followers) The official parody account of Winnie The Pooh. Tweeting beautiful quotes and moments from the Winnie-The-Pooh books and movies.
15. January 15th National Hat Day HatsOnForAwareness @HatsOn4Aware (1.5K followers) Charity that raises funds to further the reach of mental health programs which enhance the lives of those living with mental illness & addictions #talkhatson Toronto, Ontario hatsonforawareness.com
16. SkinnyPop Popcorn @theskinnypop (20K followers) At SkinnyPop, we believe in snacking without compromise. That means using the fewest, cleanest & simplest ingredients possible for the best tasting popcorn.skinnypop.com
17. January 18th Winnie The Pooh Day @PoohBearWisdom Tweeting wit and wisdom from the books and films associated with the World’s Best Loved Bear. The Hundred Acre Wood
18. January 18th Martin Luther King Day The Martin Luther King, Jr. Center @TheKingCenter The official living memorial to #MLK, founded by #CorettaScottKing to educate on nonviolence and build the #BelovedCommunity. #Nonviolence365 Atlanta, GA thekingcenter.org
19. January 19th National Popcorn Day: popchips @popchips (50K followers) the official #popchips twitter. eating and tweeting like it’s our job (which it is). los angeles, ca popchips.com
20. POTUS

1. Ernie Hudson @Ernie_Hudson (30.3K followers) The official Twitter account of Actor, Author and Speaker, Ernie Hudson.
2. Butterfly Conservation @savebutterflies (83K followers) The official Twitter account for Butterfly Conservation. UK Charity. Saving butterflies, moths and the environment. #MothsMatter #ButterflyCount UK linktr.ee/savebutterflies
3. L.L.Bean @LLBean (65K followers) Welcome to the outside. The official Twitter handle for L.L.Bean. #BeanOutsider Freeport, Maine llbean.com
4. TD Bank @TDBank_US (54K followers) Discover what it’s like to work with a bank that’s #UnexpectedlyHuman. We’re here to help every day 6am–11pm EST. Disclaimer: http://bit.ly/1VzDA8a Maine to Florida newscenter.td.com/us/en/campaign…
5. Miami and Beaches @MiamiandBeaches (136K followers) The official handle for Greater Miami & The Beaches’ Tourism. Explore Miami’s diverse beauty & thriving culture. #MiamiShines Miami, Florida miamiandbeaches.com
6. OluKai @OluKai (5.8K followers) Aloha was born in Hawaii, but it is a spirit not bound by geography. OluKai believes that everybody, no matter where they are, can live Aloha | #AnywhereAloha California and Hawaii OluKai.com/anywherealoha

January 2nd: NEA Member Benefits @NEABenefits NEA Member Benefits’ official Twitter passing along tips, tools and discounts to support teachers and employees of public schools—personally and professionally.

January 4th National Spaghetti Day: Barilla US @BarillaUS Join us here in celebrating the lifestyle, culture and cuisine of Italy. We want to inspire you and hear your ideas. Benvenuti!

January 5th National Bird Day: Audubon Society @audubonsociety The original tweeters. Audubon protects birds and the places they need, today and tomorrow

January 6th: Golden Globe Awards @goldenglobes The Official Twitter Account for the Hollywood Foreign Press Association (HFPA) and the Golden Globe® Awards.

January 7th: Tom Hanks @tomhanksI’m that actor in some of the movies you liked and some you didn’t. Sometimes I’m in pretty good shape, other times I’m not. Hey, you gotta live, you know?

January 13th: College Football Playoff @CFBPlayoff The official Twitter account of the College Football Playoff | #CFBPlayoff

January 18th: Winnie the Pooh Day: Winnie The Pooh @PoohBearQuote The official parody account of Winnie The Pooh. Tweeting beautiful quotes and moments from the Winnie-The-Pooh books and movies. (Winnie the Pooh Jokes)

January 19th: National Popcorn Day: SkinnyPop Popcorn @theskinnypop At SkinnyPop, we believe in snacking without compromise. That means using the fewest, cleanest & simplest ingredients possible for the best tasting popcorn.

January 20th: National Park Service @NatlParkService America’s Best Idea. #FindYourPark RT/follow/likes≠endorsement

Martin Luther King Day “To commemorate the Birthday of Martin Luther King, Jr. on Monday, January 20th, the @NatlParkService will host special events, including day of service opportunities, and FREE admission to all national parks! Find a park near you!”

February Jokes

February 1st: Jennifer Lopez @JLoNo matter where I go, I know where I came from. Text Me: (305) 690-0379 & Shakira @shakira🏈#SBLIVHALFTIME SHOW🎙ME GUSTA Shakira & Anuel AA Nuevo Sencillo / New Single

February 2nd: NFL @NFL, Super Bowl @SuperBowl, Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs, San Francisco 49ers @49ers, Jimmy Garoppolo @JimmyG_10, Patrick Mahomes II @PatrickMahomes, Pepsi @pepsi

February 3rd: Patrick Mahomes II @PatrickMahomes, Super Bowl MVP & Disney Parks @DisneyParks

February 5th: Global School Play Day @GSPlayDayPlay Their Way-Global School Play Day-The 1st Wed. in Feb – Feb 5, 2020. A day to bring awareness to the importance of unstructured play for kids. #GSPD2020

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May

May 4th: Star Wars @starwars (4.4M Followers) The official home of Star Wars on Twitter. (May The 4th Be With You Jokes)

May 5th: Patrón Tequila @PatronOfficial (225K Followers) Twitter account for Patrón Tequila.Must be legal drinking age to follow. (Cinco De May Jokes)

June Jokes / Top 10 June Jokes

June 3rd National Egg Day: Good Eggs @GoodEggs Absurdly fresh groceries, delivered on your schedule so you have more time for the things that matter. (Egg Jokes)

June 4th National Cheese Day: Grilled Cheese Truck @grlldcheesetruk Chef driven grilled cheese… ’cause that’s how we roll! Also follow: @GCTLosAngeles, @GCTOrangeCounty, @GCTVentura_SB, @GCTPhoenix and @GCTTexas!

June 5th National Donut Day: Dunkin’ @dunkindonuts We’ve got your back, America. (Donut Jokes)

June 6th National Trails Day: American Hiking @AmericanHiking Empowering all to enjoy, share, and preserve the hiking experience http://AmericanHiking.org

June 8th World Oceans Day: World Oceans Day @WorldOceans Day8 June is #WorldOceansDay Passionate about the ocean. Powered by people worldwide. Together we can #ProtectOurHome! worldoceansday.org/ACT

June 16th Bloomsday Festival @bloomsdayfest 11th – 16th June – Bloomsday celebrates James Joyce’s iconic Ulysses through performances, meals, readings, dressing-up and more!Dublin, Irelandbloomsdayfestival.ie

June 21st: World Music Day: Make Music Day UK @MakeMusicDayUK Make Music Day is a free celebration of music around the world on 21 June featuring musicians of all ages, genres and abilities. United Kingdom makemusicday.co.uk

June 21st Father’s Day: @dadofdivas (58.9K followers) One Dad’s Quest to Regain Control of His Kingdom.Writer of #dadsinthelimelighthttp://dadspotlight.com  #podcast &nice #guy / #dadhttp://dadofdivas.com Michigan dadofdivas.com (Top Dads on Twitter)

June 29th: Cameron 1 Newton @CameronNewton https://youtu.be/0MLsF2U6pLk #IronSharpensIron #PrepareForTheDrip #šhïñëTHRŪthëŠHÄDE Atlanta, GAcam1newton.com

July Jokes for Kids & Top 10 July Jokes

1. Boston Symphony @BostonSymphony Welcome to the official Twitter account of the Boston Symphony Orchestra. @Andris_Nelsons Music Director. Visit: http://youtube.com/bostonsymphony Boston, MA bso.org/athome
4. Boston Pops @TheBostonPops Welcome to the official Twitter account of the Boston Pops. Visit: http://youtube.com/thebostonpops
21. Anthony Fauci Fan Club @FauciFan “official” Fan Club of NIAID’s Dr. Anthony S. Fauci, MD (Not associated with @nih or Dr. Fauci. This Twitter is purely for entertainment & stanning purposes.) Bethesda, MD
22. National Hot Dog Day Jokes: Wienerschnitzel @wienerschnitzel Tweets from the World’s Largest Hot Dog Chain. Instagram: @wienerschnitzel Facebook: @wienerschnitzel YouTube: @wienerschnitzel
23. MLB @MLBOfficial Twitter account of Major League Baseball. MLB.com
24. Seattle Kraken @NHLSeattle_ now that we have a name, we’re strategizing all the ways to draft your favorite player. Seattle, WA seattlekrakenhockey.com
30. July 30th @NBA #WholeNewGame
31. July 31st: J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling Writer sometimes known as Robert Galbraith. (Top Harry Potter Twitter Accounts)

1. August 1st: NHL @NHL #StanleyCup Qualifiers begin Aug. 1
3. August 3rd: Watermelon Day Jokes: Watermelon Board @WatermelonBoard Serving up fresh watermelon recipes, facts, health, news and views. Enjoy watermelon all year round!Orlando, FL watermelon.org
4. August 4th: Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster Me official. Me love cookies! Me officially love cookies.Sesame Street sesamestreet.org
5. National Hurricane Center @NHC_Atlantic This is the primary official Twitter account for the National Hurricane Center, focusing on the Atlantic basin. For more details: http://weather.gov/twitter Miami, FL nhc.noaa.gov (Top 10 Hurricane Jokes)
8. Shark Week @SharkWeek After all these years, there’s still a lot you don’t know. #SharkWeek 2020 | August 9 | @Discovery Learn more at http://SharkPickles.com
9. Atlantic White Shark Conservancy @A_WhiteShark (33K followers) AWSC is a nonprofit supporting scientific research, improving public safety, and educating the community to inspire shark conservation. Download @Sharktivity . 235 Orleans Road, Chatham, MA atlanticwhiteshark.org
10. Mike Tyson @MikeTyson (5.5M followers) Listen and subscribe to my Podcast, AND BE SURE TO WRITE A REVIEW! ↓↓↓hotboxinpodcast.com
11. Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris U.S. Senator and Democratic candidate for Vice President of the United States. Wife, Momala, Auntie. Fighting for the people. She/her. California joebiden.com
12. August 12th: World Elephant Day @wrldelephantday (10K followers) August 12 is World Elephant Day. Bringing the world together to help elephants. Join us at http://worldelephantday.org. Everywhere worldelephantday.org
13. August 13th: Good Humor @GoodHumor Bringing joy and smiles with ice cream since 1920. Follow us on Instagram! || http://instagram.com/goodhumor_icecreamGoodHumor.com
14. RZA! @RZA MY OFFICIAL TWITTER, PEACE! Brooklyn-Shaolin-NY-NJ-LA 36cinema.com
16. August 16th Madonna @Madonna https://madonna.lnk.to/MadameX
17. The Democrats @TheDemocrats (2M followers) The official Twitter account of the Democratic National Committee, led by Chair @TomPerez. Join our team to get the latest info on Democratic news and issues.Washington, D.C . IWillVote.com
18. August 17th Michelle Obama @MichelleObama (17.M followers) Girl from the South Side and former First Lady. Wife, mother, dog lover. Always hugger-in-chief. #IAmBecoming Washington, DC obama.org
19. Barack Obama @BarackObama (122MK followers)Dad, husband, President, citizen.Washington, DC obama.org
20. Joe Biden @JoeBiden Senator, Vice President, 2020 candidate for President of the United States, husband to @DrBiden, proud father & grandfather. Loves ice cream, aviators & @AmtrakWilmington, DE joebiden.com
21. MTV @MTV The #VMAs are LIVE on Aug. 30th at 8p on MTV! Sparkles NYC vma.mtv.com Joined March 2007 31K Following 15.9M Followers
22. Lady Gaga @ladygaga “Chromatica” OUT NOW https://smarturl.it/Chromatica | “RAIN ON ME” https://smarturl.it/RainOnMeChromatica… ladygaga.com
23. Video Music Awards @vmas The 2020 #VMAs are bringing the music LIVE! on Sunday, August 30 at 8p on @MTV vma.mtv.com
31. International Overdose Awareness Day @OverdoseDay Remembering those lost, acknowledging the grief of those left behind, and fighting to #EndOverdose every August 31st. Campaign managed by @PeningtonNews . overdoseday.com

September Jokes & Special September Days

1. NEA @NEAToday (240K followers) Official account of the National Education Association. We are 3 million educators strong, advocating for our students and our professions. We are #RedforEd. Washington DC · nea.org
2. REI @REI (421K followers) A member-owned co-op since 1938. Share your adventures with #OptOutside Seattle, WA REI.com
4. National Pizza Day: Papa John’s Pizza @PapaJohns (630K followers)Official Twitter account for Papa John’s International, Inc. Better Ingredients. Better Pizza. Better Tweets. For quick customer service tweet @AskPapaJohns papajohns.com
5. Labor Day AFL-CIO @AFLCIO (135K followers) The voice of working people in America’s unions. Fighting for an inclusive economy that lifts wages and creates a better life for all. #1u Washington, DC aflcio.org
8. September 8th: STar Trek DayStar Trek @StarTrek Welcome to the OFFICIAL Star Trek Twitter Page! StarTrek.com
9. NFL Season Opener:
10. NFL @NFL (25.4M followers) Official Twitter account of the National Football League. NFL.com
11. 9/11 Memorial & Museum @Sept11 Memorial (93.6K followers) The official Twitter for The National September 11 Memorial & Museum. Share photos with #911Memorial and #911Museum. Text HOPE to (855) 200-8204 to donate. New York, NY 911memorial.org
12. 9/11 Day @911day The official page of the September 11 National Day of Service & Remembrance. Our mission is to transform 9/11 from a day of tragedy into a day of doing good. United States 911day.org
13. Grandparents Day Grandparents Plus @GPlusinfo (7K followers) Grandparents Plus is the national charity supporting kinship carers – grandparents and others raising children who aren’t able to live with their parents. London grandparentsplus.org.uk
15. LA Clippers @LAClippers (1.4M followers) Tweets from LA Clippers HQ Los Angeles, CA clippers.com
16. Denver Nuggets @nuggets (1M followers) Tweets from a mile up. #MileHighBasketball Pepsi Center nuggets.com
17. September 17th Constitution Day: National Constitution Center @ConstitutionCtr (37.4K followers) The Museum of We the People. America’s Town Hall. Civic Education Headquarters. CEO @RosenJeffrey. Philadelphia, PA constitutioncenter.org
18. National Cheeseburger Day WORLD FAMOUS CB @CheeseburgerROH Official Twitter! ROH Pro Wrestler @ringofhonor ! Trainer/Owner of @worldwidedojo Bookings, Inquiries, Fan Mail: ROHCheeseburger@hotmail.com prowrestlingtees.com/wrestler-t-shi…
19. Talk Like a Pirate Day: Dave Burgess @burgessdave (170K followers) Educator, PD leader, keynote speaker, publisher, president of Dave Burgess Consulting, Inc., and NYT Best Selling author of Teach Like a PIRATE #tlap San Diego, CA daveburgess.com
20. The Stanley Cup @StanleyCup (126K followers) If you want me, you’ll have to work for it. NHL.com
22. September 22nd Explore New England @Foliage_Reports USAF(Ret) #Photographer & Dabbler in the written word #fallfoliage, #art#travel Enjoy #photography & #wine#decorhttp://vistaphotography.com
23. September 25th National Lobster Day: Get Maine Lobster @getmainelobster (3K followers) Maine Lobster to any doorstep in the USA.48 Union Wharf, Portland, Maine getmainelobster.com/blogs/recipes/…
24. U.S. Open
25. Tampa Bay Lightning @TBLightning (73K followers) HOME OF THE 2020 #STANLEYCUP CHAMPIONS Amalie Arena tampabaylightning.com/vote

Top 10 October Jokes

1. StopBullying.Gov @StopBullyingGov (93.8K Followers) You can take action to prevent, stop, or address bullying of children by their peers. Everyone can #StopBullying. Follows & RTs are not endorsements. Washington, DC StopBullying.gov
4. October 4th: National Taco Day big truck tacos @bigtrucktacos Most innovative Mexican street food in the heart of OKC. Made with the freshest ingredients & spiced up with unique flavors ever to touch your taste buds530 NW 23rd Streetbigtrucktacos.com
5. October 4th: World Teachers Day UNESCO @UNESCO (3.3M followers) Building peace where it starts – in the minds of men & women .en.unesco.org/forum
6. October 5th: World Smile Day: Smiley @WorldSmileDay Created in 1963 by Harvey Ball in Worcester, MA USA, Smiley has become the international symbol of happiness and goodwill. Join us on World Smile Day-Oct. 5th. worldwide worldsmileday.com
7. October 8th World Octopus Day: Octopus Energy @octopus_energy (15.4K followers) We believe energy should be better. A better experience for customers, better for the planet, and better value for money.Soho, London, England octopus.energy
8. October 9th World Egg Day @World_Egg_Day The Official World Egg Day page. World Egg Day is celebrated every year on the second Friday in October. On World Egg Day, events are held to celebrate the egg.United KingdomWorldeggday.com
9. October 9th Leif Erickson Day: The Mariners’ Museum @MarinersMuseum (5.5K followers) We connect people to the world’s waters because that is how we are connected to one another. #marinersmuseum #iamaMariner #nolandtrail Newport News, VA MarinersMuseum.org
10. October 10th World Health Organization (WHO) @WHO (8.3M followers) We are the #UnitedNations’ health agency. We are committed to achieving better health for everyone, everywhere – #HealthForAllGeneva, Switzerlandwho.int
11. Elvira @TheRealElvira (283K followers) Elvira, Mistress of the Dark (aka Cassandra Peterson) Horror Hostess & Queen of Halloween. http://Instagram.com/therealelvirahttp://Facebook.com/TheRealElvira Hollywood CA. elvira.com
12. Spirit Halloween @SpiritHalloween (89K followers) Halloween Costumes – Halloween Props – Spirit Halloween’s specialty retail stores are so much fun it’s scary. SpiritHalloween.com
17. October 17th National Pasta Day Barilla US @BarillaUS (23.8K Followers) Benvenuti! Follow for the spaghetti. Stay for the linguine, fettuccini, rigatoni, & farfalle…. Share and tag us in your creations with #BarillaUS#BarillaLoveBarilla.com
18. October 18th National Chocolate Cupcake Day Johnny Cupcakes @JohnnyCupcakes (82K followers) Top Innovator in Retail -Boston Globe | ‘s 1st T-Shirt Bakery | Keynote Speaker | Entrepreneur w/ -themed ‘s in refrigerators in -scented shops! Boston, MA + speaks worldwide johnnycupcakes.com
19. World Series: MLB @MLBOfficial (8.6M followers)Twitter account of Major League Baseball. MLB.com
20. ALCS Champions: Tampa Bay Rays @RaysBaseball (603K followers) Tweets with a hint of citrus #RaysUp Tropicana Field raysbaseball.com
21. NLCS Champions: Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers (2.2M followers) The official Twitter account of the Los Angeles Dodgers // Blog: @DodgerInsider 1000 Vin Scully Avenue Dodgers.com
22. National Chemistry Week: American Chemistry @AmChemistry (57.3K followers) Official Twitter handle of the American Chemistry Council, representing the leading companies engaged in the business of chemistry.Washington, DC blog.americanchemistry.com
23. October 23rd: Mole Day @nationalmoleday (1K followers) The National Mole Day Foundation is a non-profit organization that helps promote Chemistry education. #moleday#molegoals
24. Subaru @subaru_usa Official Twitter for Subaru of America. For customer service inquiries call 1-800-SUBARU3. Ambassador inquiries: admin@subaruambassador.com
25. National Pumpkin Day: The Smashing Pumpkins @SmashingPumpkin “Anno Satana” and “Birch Grove” are available now, from our upcoming double album, CYR, out November 27. Listen & pre-order now.Pumpkin Land linktr.ee/smashingpumpki…
26. World Series MVP: Corey Seager @coreyseager_5 (115K followers) SS for the Los Angeles DodgersLos Angeles, CA instagram.com/coreyseager5
27. World Series Champions: Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers (2.2M followers) The official Twitter account of the Los Angeles Dodgers // Blog: @DodgerInsider 1000 Vin Scully Avenue Dodgers.com

November Jokes 2020

3. November 3rd: Election Day iCivics @icivics (16.4K followrs) We provide teachers well-written, inventive & free resources to engage students in meaningful civics learning. https://facebook.com/groups/teach2020election… Cambridge, MA icivics.org
4. November 4th: National Candy Day National Confectioners Association @CandyUSA (12K followers) 0We represent the companies that make chocolate, candy, gum and mints. #AlwaysATreat Washington, DC CandyUSA.com
5. November 5th: National Donut Day
6. U.S. Army @USArmy (1.6M followers) Official Twitter page of the United States Army. (Following, RTs and links ≠ endorsement) Washington, D.C. go.usa.gov/xnETa
7. U.S. Navy @USNavy (1.4M followers) Official Twitter account of the #USNavy. (Following, RTs and links ≠ endorsement) The 7 seas! navy.mil
8. U.S. Air Force @usairforce (1.3M followers) Official U.S. Air Force Twitter (Following, RTs & links ≠ endorsement) #AimHigh af.mil
9. U.S. Coast Guard @USCG (550K followers) Official Twitter account for the U.S. Coast Guard. If in distress, use VHF channel 16 or dial 911. Washington, D.C. uscg.mil
10. U.S. Marines @USMC (1.4M followers) The official Twitter account of the United States Marine Corps. The appearance of links does not constitute endorsement.Washington, D.C. marines.mil
11. Veterans Affairs @DeptVetAffairs (651K followers) Official Twitter feed of the U.S. Department of Veterans Affairs. Following a Twitter user does not signify VA endorsement. http://blogs.va.gov/VAntage/discla…Washington, D.C. blogs.va.gov
12. November 5th: Joe Biden @JoeBiden & Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris
13. Friday the 13th Jokes: Freaky @UniversalHorror (72.6K followers) In theaters Friday the 13th of November. Freaky.movie
14. The Masters @TheMasters Official Twitter of the 84th Masters Tournament — November 9-15, 2020. Learn more at http://masters.com Augusta, GA masters.com
15. Smucker’s @smuckers (24.6K followers) Smucker’s® is committed to offering quality products that bring families together to share memorable meals & moments. Check out @FatherNature for great content! Orrville, Ohio Smuckers.com
16. Ocean Spray @OceanSprayInc (26.6K followers) Welcome to our Twitter page. Follow us for great recipes, promos & more! For stories & news about our farmer-owned cooperative, follow @OceanSprayCoop . Lakeville-Middleboro, MA
17. Dr. Anthony Fauci Fan Club @FauciFan (56.6K followers)OG twitter Fan Club of NIAID’s Anthony S. Fauci, MD (Not associated with @nih or Dr. Fauci. This Twitter is purely for entertainment & stanning purposes.)
18. November 19th: @NEAToday Official account of the National Education Association. We are 3 million educators, advocating for our students and our professions. We are #RedforEd. Washington DCnea.org
19. November 19th: @Plymouth_400 Commemorating the 400th anniversary of Plymouth Colony, beginning with the 1620 landing of the Pilgrims and their relationship with the Wampanoag people. Plymouth, MAplymouth400inc.org
20. November 25th: @plimoth A national resource for historical research & preservation, we are a living history museum telling the story of the Wampanoag people & the Pilgrims. Plymouth, MA plimoth.org
21. November 22nd: JFK Library @JFKLibrary Dedicated to the memory of our nation’s 35th president. This account is run by the JFK Library Foundation. Follow JFK’s words in today’s world @JohnFKennedy. Columbia Point, Boston MA jfklibrary.org (JFK Quotes: John F. Kennedy Quotes)
22. November 23rd: @USAThanksgiving Annual America’s Hometown Thanksgiving Celebration is held in Plymouth, MA on Nov 22, 23, 24 2019 Plymouth, MAusathanksgiving.com
23. November 28th: @Macys Must-have fashion & exciting events. Share your fave finds with #macyslove. Need help? DM us
24. Best Black Friday Developer Deals! @ReactDOMBlack (11K followers) Friday 2020’s Best Developer Deals! Courses, books, memberships, domains, plugins, hosting & more deals! reactdom.com
25. Christmas Countdown @ChristmasCount (290K followers) Twitter’s Christmas Countdown! Follow for countdown updates, photos, trivia, and more
26. Christmas Tree Assoc @americantrees (1K followers) Non-profit association dedicated to providing consumers with the most accurate facts about Christmas trees. California christmastreeassociation.org

December Jokes

Top Christmas Twitter Accounts

1. December 1st: World Aids Day National AIDS Trust @NAT_AIDS_Trust (22K followers) We’re the UK’s #HIV rights charity. We work to stop HIV from standing in the way of health, dignity and equality, and to end new HIV transmissions.London, UK nat.org.uk
2. GivingTuesday – December 1 @GivingTuesday (80K followers) #GivingTuesday is a global generosity movement unleashing the power of people to transform their communities and the on Dec 1, 2020 and beyond.
3. U.S. Marines @USMC The official Twitter account of the United States Marine Corps. The appearance of links does not constitute endorsement.
4. December 2nd: Toys for Tots @ToysForTots_USA (11.2K followers) Official Twitter for the Marine Toys For Tots Foundation. Like us on Facebook https://facebook.com/toysfortots and visit our website!
5. December 3rd: @GivingTuesday #GivingTuesday is a global generosity movement unleashing the power of people + organizations to transform their communities + their . Dec 3, 2019 + every day their world. Dec 3, 2019 + every day Global givingtuesday.org
6. December 4th: National Cookie Day Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster Me official. Me love cookies! Me officially love cookies.Sesame Streetsesamestreet.org
7. December 7th Pearl Harbor Day: PearlHarborNPS @PearlHarborNPS (6.4K followers) Official twitter page of the Pearl Harbor National Memorial. Preserving and interpreting the stories of the Pacific War.Pearl Harbor, Hawaii nps.gov/pearlharbor
8. December 8th: National Brownie Day: Betty Crocker @BettyCrocker (151K followers) Betty Crocker’s official Twitter, making you hungry one tweet at a time.Minneapolis, MN bit.ly/odq25Q
9. 25 Days of Christmas @25Days (392.7K followers) The official Twitter handle for Freeform’s #25DaysOfChristmas.freeform.com
10. TD Bank @TDBank_US (55.2K followers)Discover what it’s like to work with a bank that’s #UnexpectedlyHuman. We’re here to help every day 6am–11pm EST. Disclaimer: http://bit.ly/1VzDA8a Maine to Florida newscenter.td.com/us/en/campaign…
11. The V Foundation @TheVFoundation “Don’t Give Up . . . Don’t Ever Give Up!”® We award 100% of direct donations to cancer research and programs. Our endowment covers administrative expenses.
12. December 10th TIME @TIME (17.7M followers)Breaking news and current events from around the globe. Subscribe: http://ti.me/subscribetime.com
13. December 13th: Alice Cooper @alicecooper (820.1K followers) Official Alice Coope (Top Friday the 13th Twitter Accounts)
14. Pfizer Inc. @pfizer (353K followers)Breakthroughs that change patients’ lives. Visit http://Pfizer.com to learn more. http://on.pfizer.com/CGs New York, NY pfizer.com
15. Santa Claus @ofcSantaClaus (5.5K followers) I’m coming to town. Checking my list twice. Getting the reindeer ready.I will try to answer you all, if I don’t, message @mr_fredric_ & he will help contact me!123 Elf Road. North Pole 88888 packagefromsanta.com
16. December 15th Bill of Rights Day: Bill of Rights Institute @BRInstitute (9K followers) BRI is a non-profit which engages, educates, and empowers individuals with a passion for freedom and opportunity to 50,000+ educators and 70,000+ students. Arlington, VA BillofRightsInstitute.org
17. December 16th: @StarWarsinClass A community for educators and fans alike that provides resources and inspiration for teaching and learning with Star Wars. Managed by @ImagineeringEd. #GoRogues
18. The_Kringle @the_kringle (136 followers) Christmas may only be one day a year but the Christmas spirit lasts all year long.
19. Christmas Countdown @ChristmasCount (281.8K followers) Twitter’s Christmas Countdown! Follow for countdown updates, photos, trivia, and more! North Pole
20. Official North Pole @OfficialSantaHQ (42K followers) Tweeting all the latest #Festive News LIVE and DIRECT from #NorthPoleHQ + Updates on the BIG Man Himself @OfficialSanta #HolidaysAreComing #Christmas #Elftastic North Pole official-santa-letters.co.uk
21. Christmas Movies @XmasFilmQuotes (92.5K followers) Celebrating the best Christmas movies and TV specials of all time. Stop by every day and vote in the 2020 #ChristmasMovieShowdown.
22. Mrs. Claus @mrsclaus (5K followers) Keeping things festive around the North Pole, spending time with the elves and reindeer, and of course keeping track of @santaclaus. Or is it @santa?The North Pole (brr)!noradsanta.org
23. Reindeer #10 @reindeer (3K followers)Perennially benched for the big night every Christmas. I’ll give you the inside dirt as Santa and the other 9 deliver presents. North Pole, year after year
24. December 24th: NORAD Tracks Santa @NoradSanta (203.1K followers) Official page of NORAD Tracks Santa, providing up-to-the-minute information on Santa’s journey! #NoradTracksSanta
25. Wonder Woman 1984 @WonderWomanFilm (387K followers) Wonder Woman 1984 | In Theaters and on HBO Max December 25 |#WW84 wonderwoman1984.com
26. The Malliard Report @MalliardReport (80.4K followers) The Malliard Report is a weekly interview-based podcast, which has recently added during the pandemic a monthly live call show to foster the growth.Retweets/likes does not equal malliard.com
27. Ryan Seacrest @RyanSeacrest Taller in personNew York, NY ryanseacrestfoundation.org
28. dick clark productions @dickclarkprod The world’s largest producer & proprietor of televised live event entertainment programming: @AMAs@BBMAs@GoldenGlobes@NYRE@ACMawards@streamys & more!dickclark.com
29. December 31st: New Year’s Rockin’ Eve @NYRE Celebrate the new year with Dick Clark’s New Year’s #RockinEve with @RyanSeacrest! ENJOY 2020!!! Produced by: @dickclarkprod.