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Marathon Jokes: Marathon Jokes for Kids

  1. Why did the lettuce beat the carrot in a race?…Because it was a head!
  2. What would you get if you crossed a track athlete and the Invisible Man?… Running like no one has ever seen.
  3. What did the mummy track coach say at the end of practice?… “Let’s wrap this up!” (Top Halloween Jokes)
  4. Why was the skeleton always left out in a track meet?… Because he had no body to go with. (Top Halloween Jokes)
  5. Where do track athletes go to get a new uniform?… New Jersey (Top Geography Jokes & Top 500 Jokes for U.S. States)
  6. Why was Cinderella such a bad sprinter?… Her coach was a pumpkin.
  7. When is a track athlete like a judge?… When he sits on the bench.
  8. Why is a track meet the coolest place to be?… Because it’s full of fans.
  9. Did you hear about the javelin thrower who wore two jackets when she painted the house?… The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”