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Funny Jokes for Each Month / Jokes for Kids A – Z / Sports Jokes A-Z
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Marathon Jokes: Marathon Jokes for Kids
- Why did the lettuce beat the carrot in a race?…Because it was a head!
- What would you get if you crossed a track athlete and the Invisible Man?… Running like no one has ever seen.
- What did the mummy track coach say at the end of practice?… “Let’s wrap this up!” (Top Halloween Jokes)
- Why was the skeleton always left out in a track meet?… Because he had no body to go with. (Top Halloween Jokes)
- Where do track athletes go to get a new uniform?… New Jersey (Top Geography Jokes & Top 500 Jokes for U.S. States)
- Why was Cinderella such a bad sprinter?… Her coach was a pumpkin.
- When is a track athlete like a judge?… When he sits on the bench.
- Why is a track meet the coolest place to be?… Because it’s full of fans.
- Did you hear about the javelin thrower who wore two jackets when she painted the house?… The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”