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September 2022 = 36,472 page views / 1,000+ views per day / up from 27.4% from 2021
- September Jokes: What did October say to August?… Wake me up when September ends! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
- Hurricane Jokes for Kids: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 74 MPH could be the start of a hurricane! (August Jokes)
- Middle School Jokes: Teacher: Where did your mom go to middle school? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself.(Mother’s Day Jokes & Alaska Jokes)
- 101 Lord of the Rings Jokes: Why did Frodo Baggins put his phone on silent?… He was tired of the ring!
- Top 10 September Jokes: What is a tree’s least favorite month?… Sep-timber! (Tree Jokes & Arbor Day Jokes)
- Top 50 Navy Jokes: A captain notices a light in the distance, on a collision course with his ship. He turns on his signal lamp and sends, “Change your course, 10 degrees west.” The light signals back, “Change yours, 10 degrees east.” The captain gets a little annoyed. He signals, “I’m a US Navy captain. You must change your course, sir.” The light signals back, “I’m a Seaman First Class. You must change your course, sir.” Now the captain is mad. He signals, “I’m an aircraft carrier. I’m not changing my course.” The light signals back a final message: “I’m a lighthouse. Your call.”
- Fall Jokes for Kids: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?… To make up for his miserable summer. (Summer Jokes for Kids)
- Top 10 Jokes for Each Month: September 13th: Grandparents Day: Top 10 Grandparent Jokes: What do you call having your grandma on speed dial?… Instagram.
- Labor Day Jokes: Why do hockey players work in bakeries during the off season?… They’re great at icing the cakes. (Cake Jokes & Hockey Jokes)
- Top 10 October Jokes: Which month is a Rock Stars favorite?… Rock- tober (Music Jokes)
- Constitution Jokes: Say what you want about the 1st amendment…
- Principal Jokes for Kids: Principal: I’ve had to send you to the principal every day this week. What do you have to say for yourself? Student: I’m glad it’s the last day of school! (Jokes for the Last Day of School)
- American Revolution Jokes: What dance was very popular in 1776?… Indepen-dance! (Music Jokes)
- 101 Labor Day Jokes: I almost got a job at a bullring but ultimately decided against it… There were too many red flags. (Flag Day Jokes)
- Top 50 State Jokes: South Dakota Jokes: If something goes wrong with the 4th of July celebration at Mt. Rushmore… It will be a monumental disaster. (4th of July Jokes)
- Top 50 Jokes for the 1st Day of School: The first day of school is exciting, but so is riding a roller coaster, and I wouldn’t want to do that for nine months in a row either. (Summer Jokes for Kids)
- Social Studies Jokes: I thought about being a historian, but I couldn’t see a future in it. (US History Jokes & Social Studies Jokes)
- September 5th Labor Day: 2022 Labor Day Jokes: 22 Funny Labor Day Jokes: I was fired from the ice cream factory… just because I refused to work on a sundae. (Ice Cream Jokes)
- Top 10 College Football Jokes: What’s the difference between a college quarterback and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap. (Napping Jokes & Baby Jokes)
September 2021 = 31,472 page views / 1,049 views per day / up from 59.4% from 2020
- September Jokes: What did October say to August?… Wake me up when September ends! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
- Top 10 September Jokes: What is a tree’s least favorite month?… Sep-timber! (Tree Jokes & Arbor Day Jokes)
- Middle School Jokes: Teacher: Where did your mom go to middle school? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself.(Mother’s Day Jokes & Alaska Jokes)
- Top 10 October Jokes: Which month is a Rock Stars favorite?… Rock- tober (Music Jokes)
- Fall Jokes for Kids: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?… To make up for his miserable summer. (Summer Jokes for Kids)
- Hot Dog Jokes: What is the best way to enjoy a hot dog?… Relish it.
- Top 10 Jokes for Each Month:
- Constitution Jokes: Say what you want about the 1st amendment…
- Labor Day Jokes: Why do hockey players work in bakeries during the off season?… They’re great at icing the cakes. (Cake Jokes & Hockey Jokes)
- American Revolution Jokes: What dance was very popular in 1776?… Indepen-dance! (Music Jokes)
- Gymnastics Jokes: What does a gymnast put on their popcorn?… Sommer-salt. (Popcorn Jokes)
- Top 10 Cheeseburger Jokes: Where is the best place to eat on National Cheeseburger Day?… Margaritaville. Get a “Cheeseburger in Paradise.” (Music Jokes)
- Donut Jokes for Kids: Knock Knock… Who’s there… Donut… Donut who?… Donut ask, it’s a secret! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
- Grandparent Jokes: What do you call having your grandma on speed dial?… Instagram.
- Volleyball Jokes: What can you serve but never eat?… A volleyball!
- Hurricane Jokes: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 74 MPH could be the start of a hurricane! (August Jokes)
- 2021 Labor Day Jokes: 21 Funny Labor Day Jokes: Why are elephants always so broke?… They work for peanuts. (Elephant Jokes & Peanut Jokes)
- 101 Labor Day Jokes: I almost got a job at a bullring but ultimately decided against it… There were too many red flags. (Flag Day Jokes)
- September Knock Knock Jokes:
- Top 10 Labor Day Jokes: Most people enjoy a day off on the 4th of July except fire… Fire works on the 4th of July. (4th of July Jokes & Fireworks Jokes)
- Watermelon Jokes for Kids: When do you go at red and stop at green?… When you’re eating a watermelon. (Summer Jokes for Kids)
- Chemistry Jokes for Teachers: What do you get when you complete science class?… A graduated cylinder. (Graduation Jokes)
September 2020 = 21,750 page views / 651 views per day
- Middle School Jokes: Teacher: Where did your mom go to middle school? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself.(Mother’s Day Jokes & Alaska Jokes)
- Donut Jokes for Kids: Knock Knock… Who’s there… Donut… Donut who?… Donut ask, it’s a secret! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
- Fall Jokes for Kids: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?… To make up for his miserable summer. (Summer Jokes for Kids)
- September Jokes: What did October say to August?… Wake me up when September ends! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
- Grandparent Jokes: What do you call having your grandma on speed dial?… Instagram.
- Hot Dog Jokes: Can a hamburger marry a hot dog?… Only if they have a very frank relationship! (Hamburger Jokes)
- Labor Day Jokes: My wife came home from work yesterday and was raging about her boss. She said to me, “I’m never going to work for that man again!”. I asked her, “Why, what did he say to you?” She said, “You’re fired.”
- Top 10 Cheeseburger Jokes: What did Mr. and Mrs. Cheeseburger name their daughter?…. Patty.
- Principal Jokes: Boy: Our principal is so stupid! Girl: Do you know who I am? Boy: No. Girl: I’m the principals daughter. Boy: Do you know who I am? Girl: No. Boy: Good. (walks away)
- Hockey Jokes for Kids: What does a hockey player and a magician have in common?… Both do hat tricks! (Magic Jokes)
- Top 10 September Jokes: What is a tree’s least favorite month?… Sep-timber! (Tree Jokes & Arbor Day Jokes)
- Social Studies Jokes: What is a snake’s favorite class?… Hissss-tory! (Social Studies Jokes & Snake Jokes)
- 101 Back to School Jokes: Knock! Knock!… Who is there?… Teddy!… Teddy who?… Teddy (today) is the first day of school! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
September 2019 = 18,153 page views / 605 views per day
- Top 10 Friday the 13th Jokes: Why does Freddy Krueger wear a hat?… He ran out of scare spray. (Barber Jokes)
- Middle School Jokes: Teacher: Where did your mom go to middle school? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself.(Mother’s Day Jokes & Alaska Jokes)
- Top 10 September Jokes: What is a tree’s least favorite month?… Sep-timber! (Tree Jokes & Arbor Day Jokes)
- Popcorn Jokes: Why aren’t there many jokes about popcorn?… Because they are corny.
- American Revolution Jokes: What dance was very popular in 1776?… Indepen-dance! (Music Jokes)
- Candy Jokes: What kind of bear has no teeth?… A gummy bear! (Hunting Jokes for Kids)
- Constitution Jokes: How is a healthy person like the United States?… They both have good constitutions!
- Lobster Jokes: Why did the lobster blush?… It saw the ocean’s bottom. (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Summer Jokes for Kids)
- Labor Day Jokes: Why was the meat packer arrested?… For bringing home the bacon. (Bacon Jokes)
- 180 School Jokes: What do you call having your grandma on speed dial?… Instagram. (Grandparent Jokes)