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August 2023

  1. National Ice Cream Sandwich Day Jokes: What is a golfer’s favorite dessert?… A ice cream sand-wedge. (Golf Jokes)
  2. Summer Camp Jokes: Do fish go to summer camp?… No, because they’re always in school! (Fishing Jokes)
  3. Top 50 Navy Jokes: A captain notices a light in the distance, on a collision course with his ship. He turns on his signal lamp and sends, “Change your course, 10 degrees west.” The light signals back, “Change yours, 10 degrees east.” The captain gets a little annoyed. He signals, “I’m a US Navy captain. You must change your course, sir.” The light signals back, “I’m a Seaman First Class. You must change your course, sir.” Now the captain is mad. He signals, “I’m an aircraft carrier. I’m not changing my course.” The light signals back a final message: “I’m a lighthouse. Your call.”
  4. Top 10 Jokes for Each Month: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 74 MPH could be the start of a hurricane! (Hurricane Jokes)
  5. 101 Lord of the Rings JokesWhy did Frodo Baggins put his phone on silent?… He was tired of the ring!

August 2022 = 31,739 page views / 1,000+ views per day / up from 31% from 2021

  1. Summer Camp Jokes: Do fish go to summer camp?… No, because they’re always in school! (Fishing Jokes)
  2. September JokesWhat did October say to August?… Wake me up when September ends! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  3. Middle School JokesTeacher: Where did your mom go to middle school? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself.(Mother’s Day Jokes & Alaska Jokes)
  4. 101 Lord of the Rings JokesWhy did Frodo Baggins put his phone on silent?… He was tired of the ring!
  5. August Jokes for Kids: Is today really August? …Or are Julying to me? (July Jokes)
  6. Watermelon Jokes: Why do watermelons have fancy weddings?…  Because they cantaloupe. (Wedding Jokes)
  7. Top 50 Jokes for the 1st Day of School: Teacher: Everybody hand in your homework, please. Students: Teacher, it’s the first day of school. We didn’t have any homework. Teacher: That’s right, and that’s the last excuse for not doing your homework that I’ll accept for the rest of the year. (Teacher Jokes)
  8. Top 10 Jokes for Each Month: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 74 MPH could be the start of a hurricane! (Hurricane Jokes)
  9. Principal Jokes for Kids: Principal: I’ve had to send you to the principal every day this week. What do you have to say for yourself? Student: I’m glad it’s the last day of school!
  10. Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes: My grandmother bakes chocolate chip cookies the fastest… It literally takes her nana-seconds. (Grandparent Jokes)
  11. 101 Dr. Seuss Jokes: What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite school subject?… HISStory. (Cat Jokes & Social Studies Jokes)
  12. National Ice Cream Sandwich Day Jokes: 22 Funny Ice Cream Sandwich Jokes: If Burger King & Dairy Queen married, would their child make ice-cream sandwiches? (Wedding Jokes)
  13. Top 10 August Jokes: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 74 MPH could be the start of a hurricane! (Hurricane Jokes)
  14. Gymnastics Jokes: What does a gymnast put on their popcorn?… Sommer-salt. (Popcorn Jokes)
  15. Top 50 State Jokes: South Dakota Jokes: If something goes wrong with the 4th of July celebration at Mt. Rushmore… It will be a monumental disaster. (4th of July Jokes)

August 2021 = 24,323 page views / 785 views per day / up from 67% from 2020

  1. Top 10 Friday the 13th Jokes: What do get when you cross Jason Voorhees and a box of cherrios?… A cereal killer. (Cereal Jokes)
  2. Summer Camp Jokes: Do fish go to summer camp?… No, because they’re always in school! (Fishing Jokes)
  3. Middle School JokesTeacher: Where did your mom go to middle school? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself.(Mother’s Day Jokes & Alaska Jokes)
  4. Top 10 August Jokes: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 74 MPH could be the start of a hurricane! (Hurricane Jokes)
  5. 2021 Tokyo Summer Olympics JokesKnock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… What are you cheering for? The Summer Olympics in Tokyo? (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes)
  6. Watermelon Jokes: Why do watermelons have fancy weddings?…  Because they cantaloupe. (Wedding Jokes)
  7. September JokesWhat did October say to August?… Wake me up when September ends! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  8. Hurricane Jokes: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 74 MPH could be the start of a hurricane! (August Jokes)
  9. Gymnastics Jokes: What does a gymnast put on their popcorn?… Sommer-salt. (Popcorn Jokes)
  10. Hot Dog Jokes: Can a hamburger marry a hot dog?… Only if they have a very frank relationship! (Hamburger Jokes & Wedding Jokes)
  11. August Jokes for Kids: Is today really August? …Or are Julying to me? (July Jokes)
  12. Cupcake JokesWhat does Frosty the Snowman like on his cupcakes?… Icing! (Frosty the Snowman Jokes)
  13. Top 10 Jokes for Each Month:
  14. Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes: My grandmother bakes chocolate chip cookies the fastest… It literally takes her nana-seconds. (Grandparent Jokes)
  15. Top 10 Summer Olympics Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… What are you cheering for in at the Summer Olympics in Tokyo? (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes)
  16. August Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 74 MPH could be the start of a hurricane! (Hurricane Jokes)

August 2020 = 14,398 page views / 550 views per day / up 6% from last year

  1. Middle School JokesTeacher: Where did your mom go to middle school? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself.(Mother’s Day Jokes & Alaska Jokes)
  2. Donut JokesWhat is a pilot’s favorite type of donut?… A plain (plane) donut! (Pilot Jokes for Kids)
  3. Top 10 Hurricane JokesWhat did the Hurricane say to coast?… I have my eye on you. (Biology Jokes)
  4. Watermelon Jokes for Kids: When do you go at red and stop at green?… When you’re eating a watermelon. (Summer Jokes for Kids)
  5. Hot Dog Jokes: Can a hamburger marry a hot dog?… Only if they have a very frank relationship! (Hamburger Jokes & Wedding Jokes)
  6. Top 10 Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes: My grandmother bakes chocolate chip cookies the fastest… It literally takes her nana-seconds. (Grandparent Jokes)
  7. Grandparent Jokes: What do you call having your grandma on speed dial?… Instagram.
  8. Spider Man JokesWhat is Spider-Man’s favorite brand of Rice?… Uncle Ben’s.
  9. Top 10 August Jokes: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 74 MPH could be the start of a hurricane! (Hurricane Jokes)
  10. Principal Jokes for Kids: Principal: I’ve had to send you to the principal every day this week. What do you have to say for yourself? Student: I’m glad it’s the last day of school! (Jokes for the Last Day of School)
  11. August 3rd Top 10 Watermelon Jokes: Why do watermelons have fancy weddings?…  Because they cantaloupe. (Wedding Jokes)

August 2019 = 13,580 page views / 438 views per day

Previous Top August Pages

  1. Top 10 August Jokes: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 74 MPH could be the start of a hurricane! (Hurricane Jokes)
  2. Candy Jokes: What kind of bear has no teeth?… A gummy bear! (Hunting Jokes for Kids)
  3. Lobster Jokes for Kids: Why did the lobster blush?… It saw the ocean’s bottom. (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Summer Jokes for Kids)
  4. Popcorn Jokes: Why aren’t there many jokes about popcorn?… Because they are corny.
  5. Middle School JokesTeacher: Where did your mom go to middle school? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself.(Mother’s Day Jokes & Alaska Jokes)
  6. Summer Camp Jokes: What is a math teacher’s and math students’s favorite type of camp?… “Sum”mer Camp! (Math Jokes for Kids)
  7. Top 10 Shark Jokes: Which sharks would you find at a construction site?… Hammerhead sharks.
  8. Top 10 Lion King JokesZebra: Let’s switch roles for the day. Simba: Okay, I’m game! (Lion Jokes for Kids)
  9. Watermelon Jokes: When do you go at red and stop at green?… When you’re eating a watermelon. (Summer Jokes for Kids)
  10. Summer Jokes for Kids: What do you call a French guy in sandals?… Phillipe Phloppe. (Flip Flop Jokes for Kids & Geography Jokes for Kids)