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More Jokes for the 1st day of School…
- Knock! Knock!… Who is there?… Teddy!… Teddy who?… Teddy (today) is the first day of school! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
- Teacher: Everybody hand in your homework, please. Students: Teacher, it’s the first day of school. We didn’t have any homework. Teacher: That’s right, and that’s the last excuse for not doing your homework that I’ll accept for the rest of the year. (Teacher Jokes)
- Mother: How did you find school on the 1st day? Daughter: I just got off the bus and there it was! (Mother’s Day Jokes)
- The first day of school is exciting, but so is riding a roller coaster, and I wouldn’t want to do that for nine months in a row either. (Summer Jokes for Kids)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah who?… Noah more summer – it’s the 1st day of school! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
- Knock Knock!… Who’s there!… B-2!… B-2 who?… B-2 school on time! It is the 1st day! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids & Back to School Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Sadie… Sadie, who?… Sadie Pledge of Allegiance — it’s the 1st day of school! (4th of July Jokes& Jokes for the Last Day)
- Teacher: I’ll be teaching you English this year and there are two words that I will not permit on any of your writing assignments. One is “cool” and the other is “lousy.” Student: Okay, what are the words? (Grammar Jokes)
- A book never written: “When Does School Start?” by Wendy Belrings. (Book Jokes)
- The first day of school wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t followed by the second day of school, and the third day of school, and then the fourth day of school…. (Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
- Student: The first day of school is always special to me. It’s the only day of the year when I’m not behind in my homework. (Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
- What did the math teacher have for dessert in the 1st day of school?… Pi. (Pi Day Jokes / (Math Jokes for Teachers / Math Jokes for Kids)
- It was the first day of school. As the principal made his rounds, he heard a terrible commotion coming from one of the classrooms. He rushed in and spotted one boy, taller than the others, who seemed to be making the most noise. He seized the lad, dragged him into the hall, and told him to wait there until he was excused. Returning to the classroom, the principal restored order and lectured the class for half an hour about the importance of good behavior. “Now,” he said, “are there any questions?” One girl stood up timidly. “Please, sir,” she asked, “may we have our teacher back?” (Principal Jokes)
- Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. ‘Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school’ ‘But why, Mom? I don’t want to go.’ ‘Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go.’ ‘Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!’ ‘Oh, that’s no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready.’ ‘Give me two reasons why I should go to school.’ ‘Well, for one, you’re 52 years old. And for another, you’re the teacher!’ (Teacher Jokes & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
- Teacher: I’ll be teaching you English this year and there are two words that I will not permit on any of your writing assignments. One is “cool” and the other is “lousy.” Student: Okay, what are the words?
- What school do kids who love ice cream go to on the 1st day of school?… Sundae school – because of all the ice cream!
- What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?… Looking sharp! (Pencil Jokes for Kids)
- How can you make the first day of school fly by?… Throw a clock! (Back to School Jokes)
- Knock, Knock!… Who’s there?… Jess!… Jess Who?… Jess (just) wait till I tell you about my first day back to school! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
- Knock Knock Who’s there ! B-4 ! B-4 who ? B-4 you go to bed, do your homework! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
- Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. ‘Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school’ ‘But why, Mom? I don’t want to go.’ ‘Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go.’ ‘Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!’ ‘Oh, that’s no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready.’ ‘Give me two reasons why I should go to school.’ ‘Well, for one, you’re 52 years old. And for another, you’re the principal!’ (Teacher Jokes & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
- Where does the ice cream man go on the first day of school?… Sundae school. (Ice Cream Jokes)
- Why did the M&M go to school?… Because he really wanted to be a Smartie! (Candy Jokes for Kids)
- Why did the echo get detention on the first day of school?… It kept answering back. (Principal Jokes)
- What did the calculator say to the girl on the first day of school?… Pick me and I’ll solve all your problems! (Math Jokes for Kids)
- Teacher: I’m your teacher this year. My name is Mr. Wilson. Can you all remember that? Student: If we can’t, we’re going to have one hard time with the 9 times tables. (Math Jokes for Kids)
- Why did the teacher write the class rules on the windows?… She wanted it to be very clear for her students.
- Friend: My teacher this year is Mrs. Wright. They say she rules the first grade with an iron fist. Other Friend: I believe it. That’s the way she plays the piano at school assemblies.
- Why did the kindergartener bring a spoon to his first day of school?… He thought it was sundae school. (Kindergarten Jokes & Ice Cream Jokes)
- Son: Today my teacher yelled at me for something I didn’t do. Mom: What was that? Son: My homework! (Teacher Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross a math teacher with a tree?… Arithma-sticks. (Math Jokes for Kids)
- Mother: “What did you learn today?” Son: “Not enough. They said I have to go back tomorrow.” (Mother’s Day Jokes)
- Mother: I want to help you pick out your new school outfits because I want you to buy clothes that last. Son: Mom, the clothes you pick out will last forever because I’m never going to wear them.
- My grandparents buy me so many school supplies for the first day of school that I have to take the first two weeks off just to sharpen pencils. (Pencil Jokes & Grandparent Jokes)
- Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class today, son?… Son: How to talk without moving lips, mom. (Mother’s Day Jokes)
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- Teacher: I see you missed the first day of school. Student: Yes, but I didn’t miss it much.
- Teacher: What’s big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten a mother’s day? Student: The school bus! (Mother’s Day Jokes)
- Son: Today my teacher yelled at me for something I didn’t do. Mom: What was that? Son: My homework!
- What did the student say to the teacher after he missed the first day of school?… No, ma’am. I didn’t miss it at all.
- Son: I’m not going back to school ever again! Mother: Why not? Son: The teacher doesn’t know a thing, all she does is ask questions!
- Friend: Our teacher is going to be tough this year. We’ve been instructed to say “Yes, Sir” and “No, Sir.” Other Friend: That’s not unusual. Friend: It is when your teacher’s a woman.
- Mother: What did you learn in school today? Son: How to write. Mother: What did you write? Son: I don’t know. They haven’t taught us how to read yet!
- Teacher: What would happen if you took the school bus home? Student: The police would make you bring it back! (Police Jokes for Kids)
- Teacher: How old were you on your last birthday? Student: Seven. Teacher: How old will you be on your next birthday? Student: Nine. Teacher: That’s impossible! STUDENT: No, it isn’t, teacher. I’m eight today. (Birthday Jokes)
- Mother: What did you learn during your 1st day of school today? Son: Not enough; I have to go back tomorrow!
- Teacher: Name six wild animals. Student: Two lions and four tigers.
- What happened when the wheel was invented?… It caused a revolution!
- Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning? Student: About an hour and a half after I arrived at school.
- Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day? Student: I get up early.
- Mother: How was your first day at school? Son: It was all right except for some man called “Teacher” who kept spoiling all our fun!