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More Jokes for the 1st day of School…

  1. Knock! Knock!… Who is there?… Teddy!… Teddy who?… Teddy (today) is the first day of school! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
  2. Teacher: Everybody hand in your homework, please. Students: Teacher, it’s the first day of school. We didn’t have any homework. Teacher: That’s right, and that’s the last excuse for not doing your homework that I’ll accept for the rest of the year. (Teacher Jokes)
  3. Mother: How did you find school on the 1st day? Daughter: I just got off the bus and there it was! (Mother’s Day Jokes)
  4. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah who?… Noah more summer – it’s the 1st day of school! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
  5. Knock Knock!… Who’s there!… B-2!… B-2 who?… B-2 school on time! It is the 1st day! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids & Back to School Jokes)
  6. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Sadie… Sadie, who?… Sadie Pledge of Allegiance — it’s the 1st day of school! (4th of July Jokes& Jokes for the Last Day)
  7. A book never written: “When Does School Start?” by Wendy Belrings. (Book Jokes)
  8. The first day of school wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t followed by the second day of school, and the third day of school, and then the fourth day of school…. (Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
  9. Student: The first day of school is always special to me. It’s the only day of the year when I’m not behind in my homework. (Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
  10. Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. ‘Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school’ ‘But why, Mom? I don’t want to go.’ ‘Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go.’ ‘Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!’ ‘Oh, that’s no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready.’ ‘Give me two reasons why I should go to school.’ ‘Well, for one, you’re 52 years old. And for another, you’re the teacher!’ (Teacher Jokes & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
  11. What school do kids who love ice cream go to on the 1st day of school?… Sundae school – because of all the ice cream! 
  12. What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?… Looking sharp! (Pencil Jokes for Kids)
  13. How can you make the first day of school fly by?… Throw a clock! (Back to School Jokes)
  14. Knock, Knock!… Who’s there?… Jess!… Jess Who?… Jess (just) wait till I tell you about my first day back to school! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
  15. Knock Knock Who’s there ! B-4 ! B-4 who ? B-4 you go to bed, do your homework! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
  16. Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. ‘Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school’ ‘But why, Mom? I don’t want to go.’ ‘Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go.’ ‘Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!’ ‘Oh, that’s no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready.’ ‘Give me two reasons why I should go to school.’ ‘Well, for one, you’re 52 years old. And for another, you’re the principal!’ (Teacher Jokes & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)